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Zackary McKraken

Shore Leave.... Saturday 5th July !

About Me







a no bit two divin ole junky, a goddamn love makin hardworkin, nine-to-five-shirkn',suitwearin, shoescrapin, hand-to-mouthin', girl watchin, grublovin', rentspendin sofa surf'n, muscle bounded, dog lovin, catsittn', granny roadcrossn' doogoodin' badmouthin', stinkin, drinkin, smokin sonofabitch, but i ain't the jive talkin giftbuyin wifemarryin, nappychangin, sundaydrivin, threewheelbuggypushin, handholdin, familymeetin, estateagencywindowpointin, kinda guy ya hear. not yet no hows.like dean moriarty, neil cassady, runnin down the open railroad track on speed headin for a joyous heart attack....or so they say..
photographs...
Contact me for all your celluloid desires covered....
Watch out for shenanigans on 30th November for The Plank's big brother 'SHORE LEAVE' at St Georges Tavern on Commercial Road East London.....

My Interests

winter. Whiskey. Beer. Women. Jigs. Books. Travel. Conversation. Photographs......

I'd like to meet:

hey barbie...what you doin in hackney at this hour?!
....what, a warehouse party?
...hackney wick you say?
..and ken?
.. i thought he was goin straight..shucks barbie...
..

Music:

THE WOODSMEN.The BOOKHOUSE BOYS...and everything thereafter...tHE pOGUES..M.B.V.. Waits. Dexy's.tHE dUBLINERS.cAVE.dIRTY Three..sMOG.sHANTIES o'tHE Sea.NeW OrLeANS sWAMP Funeral pROcESSION... dR.jOHn ThE nIghT TrIPPeR... gUmbo Ya yA AND gRi GrI... ThE TwAnG, HoRn, TiJuaNa RaSp, CaJun BeLT, bAr MiTzVaH, mIdNighT iN mOscoW...

Movies:

.white {color:White;} i love html. David Lynch.Its a wonderful life.).Godard.Trauffaut.Wenders..wings of desire.Matter of Life and death. Wuthering Heights _ Laurence Olivier..saddest song in the world. . Von Trier, Orson Welles.Clint Eastwood.

Television:

Columbo. Tales of the Unexpected.Cheers.Happy Days. Twin Peaks.

Books:

Dorothy Parker .Somerset maughm,Camus.jack kerouac, Homer. The Greeks, wordsworth,Coleridge. Percy Shelley. Bukowski.Hemmingway.

Heroes:

friends.

My Blog

A Good Man . Jeremy Beadle - 1948-2008

Jeremy Beadle 1948 - 2008.Woah! how the wind is blowing this morning and there's gloom too. The streets are quiet and litter is flying everywhere...there's a young couple shouting at each other along ...
Posted by Zackary McKraken on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 04:21:00 PST

Ode to 0’ seven

happy new year kids!lets hope its a good onehappy new year kidslast year was a crudd onelost a womanlost a carlost a home and my elbowand i'm buggered if i'll go through that shite again.did ya get a ...
Posted by Zackary McKraken on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 09:34:00 PST

Sailor Ashore! aka: a room at the inn madam?

Sailor ashore!!!as the big lady scraped along the inner'd walls of Londons ports once morei too rolled in a scrapin'for the time it took from singaporemy 'eart and loins were achin'fell out onto thy c...
Posted by Zackary McKraken on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 09:16:00 PST

them passive agressive hooverin and washerin blues

passive agressive hoovering and washerin dishesdon't do it.it'll give ye a heart attack.just speak your mindand you'll be finelifes too short for a message untold.get it off ya chestyou'll have nicer ...
Posted by Zackary McKraken on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 09:14:00 PST

Lost in Administration Part II - More Tape!

"We're lost in admin; caught in a trap.No turning back. We're lost in admin.We're lost in admin. Feel so bureaucratic.I love my nine-to-five. we're lost in admin."AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!Loo...
Posted by Zackary McKraken on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 05:35:00 PST

tuesday blues 4:30pm

for me beans and potato.the bicycle's brokethe belly's burninthe job is shiteand so is the money..so come on you rich folk with yer jewels and yer pearlsand yer italian mamma mia's for me hunger and m...
Posted by Zackary McKraken on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:46:00 PST

my fate and destiny...according to Raphael.

well,here i was, workin for the man as usual, monday morning, feelin rather happy with myself... broke as a fish but content.my job, you must understand, is working for an online auctioning company wr...
Posted by Zackary McKraken on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 05:27:00 PST

I am obviously a fucking idiot.

kick my arse!I lost my phone. AGAAAAAAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!So what is the answer here, as it has become nearly every week that i lose something whilst boozing my brains out...so waddaya do..A...
Posted by Zackary McKraken on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 03:20:00 PST

iPods Did Made People Go Stupid. Discuss.

Well, oh my god. i have elaborate on the effect that the 'wonderful'iPod is having on our world...but in order to do that, we need a little history...The iPod came from Apple's digital hub strategy, a...
Posted by Zackary McKraken on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 08:24:00 PST

I'm gonna pack in the fags today! So fuck yers all!

and don't get all" yeah i gave up once.... for about 3 weeks... yeah it was grand... just couldn't do it yer know.."fuck yers all!and wish me luck!yaha! settin sail on tha good ship last breath!ahoy b...
Posted by Zackary McKraken on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 07:04:00 PST