My interests are pr0n and pwning yer ass in Sims Online. Die, bitch. My Sim house is bigger than yours. My SimCity 2000 city has more people. My SimWorld is better than your SimWorld. Joo haf b33n pwned!
People who DON'T want to fuck me. Or, who DO, but know they WON'T. Because only those people ever WILL. I have a dildo collection and a dog. I am set, sexually. So tell me why I should add you, without using the word "hot". Good music always accepted.
I'll tell ya what I DONT like. Emo. And Pop Punk. If you are a 14 year old boy singin bout girls THAT AINT PUNK you trendhopping clone. Modest Mouse. Built To Spill. AFI. At The Drive In. Whatever stupid ass shit you THINK is underground and groundbreaking. Bad techno created by mindless kids trying to get laid with no idea of how music works. Makes me wish for the heady days of Hair Metal. At least they had badass guitar solos. And wore less make up. And were more manly. I love Gay people, and straight guys who dress all girly to get fucked make me wanna poke em in the eye with my colon loaf.
I must admit a deep love for late '90's Gay Cinema: Jeffrey, Its My Party, Relax, Its Just Sex, Love! Compassion! Valour!, Kiss Me Guido... mainly because they mix comedy and drama so well. Come at me with the "acting talents" of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon and I will burn our eyes out with my own stomach acid, while making sure the last thing you see is Eric Roberts in Its My Party to show you how a great script can pull great acting out of a mediocre talent. "Directors" my flaming asshole. Direct these shitsoakers off your fucking movie. More in my journal. Yes, I am a film dork. Fear me.
television exists only to provide me with masturbation material when my comp is down. Why do they never show old episodes of Dance Party USA? That shit was the BOMB. I came all over 16 year old Kelly Ripa's face, cootch all up on the TV. Those were indeed the days. Now, even tickling one out to "Real World" is a stretch. I may have to buy the reissue of Alyssa Milano's excercise video.
Daniel Bukszpan wrote the best book ever, "The Encyclopedia of Heavy Metal". Lose your Linkin Park records and do what he says. Now. And if you think your shit is dark, you little goth wannabe, read some Samuel Beckett. Or Jean Genet. Educate, young dilletante, educate.
My heroes are the brave men and women who have stood up for their rights in this country - Wymyn, African-Americans, Gay/Lesbian/Transgendered (Bisexuals just piss me off....greedy fucks....waaaait a minnit.....), other "minorities". They have shed blood to gain the same rights as the rest of us. Kill Whitey. Right motherfucking on. Kill Whitey.