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Kronk

It's not you, its me.

About Me

Jam jar my friends, I am Kronk. I do some graphic art & ill-ustrations and I think that trout are awesome and clowns scare me but I find their masked personas oddly appealing. I like to walk next to beaches not on them, and because I live in South Africa a sunset stroll on one might result in a mugging. So I walk with a stick of no fear. I like weak instant coffee and foamy latte and oneday I want to be a real boy.

Minanimal toy by Kronk.*Footage courtesy of The Bin for their 2nd Hundred Rand Show.
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My Interests

I like sleeping, but my art, motorcycles and trout keep me up all day. I really am not that interesting, my friend Adam is the interesting one.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet you. Not in a stalker/psycho way just as two anonymous internet friends sharing a laugh or keystrokes. Whatever. But if you add me as an advertising trick, I will block you. Please no poker, porn, erection pills or other useless web stuff I don't want here. Thanks.

Music:

I like listening to it.

Movies:

I haven't made any yet. I just need to go to film school I suppose.

Television:

I like to loaf in front of the tube when I can. Generally, the only screen I stare at belongs to a very slow Mac Mini. My favourite shows are Photoshop, Freehand and Firefox, occasionally I will watch an episode of Powerpoint. My least favourite show is Word, there is too much focus on dialogue and not enough strong visual stimulation...

Books:

Safety warnings
TV Guide
Take-out Guide
Art fag books

Heroes:

585
Amicollective
African Hip Hop
Banksy
Camille Rose Garcia
Cape Town Art
Enemy
ISO50
Kidrobot
Maluka
OK47
Rabot
Rinzen
The Bin
..

My Blog

100 Rand Show

12 November kids at the Bin in the East City precint in Ape Town. Buy original Kronk prints for a hundred buckazoids. Say what? yes, you heared me right y'all 100 big guns. Cheaper than a tank of gas....
Posted by Kronk on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:38:00 PST

585

Pretty soon will have an interview on www.five8five.com. Please go check them out and support local fashion and shit. Also check out the laugh it off annual for some of my stuff too. I think it's gonn...
Posted by Kronk on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 06:52:00 PST