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About Me

I love maps.

Unfortunately,when I look at this all I can see are the places which I HAVEN'T been to yet.

Every time I come accross a significant body of water that I've never seen before, I make sure to touch it for my mom.

Why I Support Cloning: I'd like to see how well I really kiss.

I like Microsoft Excel the way some people like music, which is somewhat embarrassing.

echolalia (noun): the often pathological repetition of what is said by other people as if echoing them

My Interests

Rock-fights, pushing hoops with sticks, winking at dogs.

I'd like to meet:

Hobos, runaways, stowaways, orphans, ruffians, scalawags, Teddy Roosevelt.

Music:

Any song about a train. Merle Haggard, Willie Nelson, Conway Twitty, Jimmy Rogers, Spice 1, Too $hort, Ludacris, Dru Down, Geto Boys, Jimmy Eat World, Jawbreaker, Hot Water Music, The Explosion, Wagner, Simon and Garfunkel, Guns 'n' Roses, Motley Crue.

Movies:

Anything with a gun in it. Or a horse. Or a moustache. Also, anything with Jennifer Connelly or Audrey Toutou. Or Kurt Russell.

Television:

I think I'm most like Chandler.

Books:

I'm sometimes embarrassed of the books I read, and they're not even porn. I'd be proud to read pornography, but I'm not smart enough to.

Heroes:

Mainly Eddie Money. Also, Charlie Sheen and Bill Clinton.

My Blog

Why Am I So Skinny?

First off, I'm really not that skinny. But people ask me all the time: "Why have you lost so much wieght since last time I saw you?' It can't be true in most cases, since I generally don't go more tha...
Posted by Jake on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 10:46:00 PST

AFI Fans/DF-3ers

It's getting really hard to navigate through all my friends/keep updated on bulletins, etc. So I'm going to have to delete those people who are more AFI-associated from this profile. But I have a prof...
Posted by Jake on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:33:00 PST

I'm in Europe Until Mid-March...

... so don't get mad if I don't get back to you quickly. Internet access is somewhat limited to me.
Posted by Jake on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 09:49:00 PST

I'll Probably Get Red-Flagged for This

I wrote this hecka years ago. It was for a short-lived (as in one issue) zine that me and my friends made called Six Point Mutiny. This info is probably dated and wouldn't work today (not that I inten...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 04:28:00 PST

11/22/2005 -- Tacoma, WA

I'm visiting my dad for a few days. My sleeping accomodations are a couch in the living room. That's fine with me, as the couch is long enough for me to stretch out. Last night I shared the couch wit...
Posted by Jake on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 12:58:00 PST

Some Things

MINNEAPOLIS At First Avenue (where all the club scenes from Purple Rain take place), I got a phone call from "UNKNOWN CALLER." I answered it, even though there were a bunch of kids in front of me try...
Posted by Jake on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 08:51:00 PST

Names, Again

Me and my friend Phil (and some others) came up with a few names to call guys when they're overzealously looking at members of the opposite sex. I thought it was funny enough to post, but it's probabl...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Names

I'm thinking about changing mine to Rake Libertine or Swagger O'Shaughnessy. I need to make a decision before getting a new driver's license. I don't have one now, but I should have one soon. I kn...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST