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Mr. Jensen Henderson

Guys who look like Jesus tend to smell bad.

About Me

I'm a pop-culture/trivia whore who's obsessed with shoes. I exist in an active fantasy world wherein reality only rears its ugly head for brief, unwelcome interruptions. Spiders make me physically ill. Wish they didn't. But they do. Sometimes people look in my eyes and see what I'm trying to hide and it terrifies me. I'm no good at being straightforward. I laugh and smile often. Doesn't mean that I'm happy. I love the idea of love. People make me bleed and they don't even know it. I have NO willpower. I feel too much. I love people who snort when they laugh and blush when they're uncomfortable. The last time I wet my pants was in seventh grade (thanks, Noelle). What I lack in efficiency I make up for with personality. Everything reminds me of song lyrics. Beneath that hard, outer shell, I'm really rather soft. Hello, my name is Jensen, and I'm a romantic. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Human interaction . . . . . love . . . . the intangible . . . . . innerspace/outerspace. . . . .the weather . . . . . . . . history. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . quiet desperation . . . . . . . . . makin' out . .. .

I'd like to meet:

Cleopatra , my Grandfather, Vlad the Impaler, fun/funny people and anyone who wants to give me a lesson in html or acoustic guitar.Hot Tamale . . . . . .

Music:

This might be blasphemy but I like The Wall better than Dark Side of the Moon. I cherish Otis Redding. Yeah, uh, don't really like the Dave Matthews Band. Love the Scorps, AFI, Franz Ferdinand, Damien Marley, Queen, Janis Joplin, G'N'R, Bob, Steel Pulse, The SoundsRancid, Simon and Garfunkel, Bullets 'n' Octane, Pat Benetar, Duran Duran, and David Bowie among many others. I really, really enjoy The Faint, Muse, Every Move a Picture, The Raconteurs, and The Lovemakers. STP, Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, classic rock etc. Falsettos make me weak!! The Pointer Sisters are pretty rad, as are the Scissor Sisters. Huey Lewis, Billy Joel, and the man, Rod Stewart, are my boys. If you don't like it, suck it. Of course I like lots more stuff but, really, are you even still reading at this point? Ooh! One more! Love that song from National Lampoon's Vacation, "Holiday Road". Some of Lindsey Buckingham's best work. I especially appreciate the barking dog.HUBBA HUBBA

Television:

Scrubs, and Law & Order marathons.

Books:

I love to read. I read anything and everything that catches my fancy. I even read the Celestine Prophecy which I believe to be a work of pure, unadulterated, crap. This week, I like Anansi Boys. I'm always open to suggestions . . .

Heroes:

Dolly Parton.

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My Blog

The Village Voice . . .

 . . . is real funny sometimes:              " . . . love is grand, but but love ain't chemotherapyit's not going to magically turn some sic...
Posted by Mr. Jensen Henderson on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:49:00 PST

Internalization . . .

. . . . is the bane of my existence.  Why do I take everyone's problems and make them my own?  I take on other people's stress and worries, and then worry about their crap as if it...
Posted by Mr. Jensen Henderson on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 12:54:00 PST

Pisser

Why. Whyyyyyyyyyy?????? That always seems to be the question and there never seems to be an answer.  Frustrating.  So Fucking.  Fuck.  (Sorry.  I inherited the f-bombs from my...
Posted by Mr. Jensen Henderson on Sat, 20 May 2006 01:55:00 PST

I'd just like to reiterate . . .

My roommate wanted to watch American Idol tonight.  Again, it hurt my heart.  Who are these people and who lets them audition for this crap?  Painful.  So painful.  I can't ev...
Posted by Mr. Jensen Henderson on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 09:35:00 PST

Susan Dey

I swear to God, Susan Dey was sitting in front of me on the Bus today.  "Who is Susan Dey?", you might wonder aloud as you read this.  Well, she is only that chick from The Partridge Family ...
Posted by Mr. Jensen Henderson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Birthday and My Friends

I love my friends!!! Thank all of you so much for making my birthday special.  I tell ya, I really felt the love.  You're all peaches and I love, love you!!!  ...
Posted by Mr. Jensen Henderson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Actors

If I hear one more actor joke about how tall they are or aren't, I think I'm going to yak in my lap.
Posted by Mr. Jensen Henderson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

B.J.

What's up with guys named B.J.? I mean, you'd think that once they reach the age where they realize what BJ signifies, they'd ditch the nickname. I just don't get it. Could someone please fill me i...
Posted by Mr. Jensen Henderson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

American Idol

I watched American Idol last night. It hurt my heart.
Posted by Mr. Jensen Henderson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

John Cusack

I fucking love John Cusack. I love Grosse Pointe Blank. They should make more comedies about killing people.
Posted by Mr. Jensen Henderson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST