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Dirty Constance - PKP's! MRD!

Smashes to Ashes.....Crush to Dust

About Me

MY MOST FAVORITE SONG EVER!!! Buy your tickets here!!! Memphis Roller Derby.Com AHAHAH!
| View Show | Create Your Own Not much has changed in 6 years..... little T doing PrissKilla Pose.
little T doing PrissKilla I love......my daughter, family and friends, smiles...nice people....happy children....My instability strives to be in harmony with the constant shifting and changing particles, protons and neutrons that fight and test the limits of stability..... Leading to nothing but the illusion of stability, because everything breaks down, eventually. that's my deep thought.... now.Listening to public radio, and books read by old volunteer's that cough a lot and mispronounce words.
music, art, food, conversation is good....debates....retrospect, introspect....jokes and true laughter....idiosyncrasies....phobias....playing pool (i'll kick your ass, they call me 'shark' or 'black widow'....up for a game?...
Chinese food, black, dreaming, taking baths....red, Siamese cats, pin-up girls, dirty movies, stuttering....strange occurrences....the number 3.
Awareness and the complete lack there of - Irish habits/Indian tolerance - but damn it gets me in trouble! More often than not! AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!! (CHEERS! to the Irish!) i like this guy
I AM THE SIREN
A man is often secretly oppressed by the role he has to play - by always having to be responsible, in control, and rational. The Siren is the ultimate male fantasy figure because she offers a total release from the limitations of his life. In her presence, which is always heightened and sexually charged, the male feels transported to a realm of pure pleasure. In a world where women are often too timid to project such an image, learn to take control of the male libido by embodying his fantasy - The song of the Siren is liquid and enticing, and the Siren herself is fluid and ungraspable. Like the sea, the Siren lures you with the promise of infinite adventure and pleasure. Forgetting past and future, men follow her far out to sea, where they drown what type of seducer are you? Get Your Own! | View Slideshow
You Belong in 1964
1964 If you scored...1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good! What Year Do You Belong In?
You're just the happy go-lucky type. You might have
your pet peeves, but other than that, you're
mainly calm. Blending in with your
surroundings, you're the type of person who
everyone likes. Usually it's you who cracks
jokes at social gatherings - after all,
laughter is the best medicine. Sometimes you
pretend to be stupid, but in all actuality, you
could be the next Einstein.
What Type of Soul Do You Have ?
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My Interests

Life is pretty interesting....
SKATE OR DIE!
big bro....this is him

I'd like to meet:

you and Bud Cort and

MEN that wear TIES

Movies:

Pippi Longstocking!
Harold & Maude Last Exit to Brooklyn

Books:

These days - Ann Rule

Heroes:

good people, superman, wonderwoman, casper the friendly ghost
Dad...... Mom..... my daughter...... Mr. Howe, my fourth grade teacher! He's the only one that didn't shun me after digging up a dead guiny pig from my backyard to show my school mates - don't ask why..... I thought it would be beautiful....my rude awakening! Can anyone repeat the words "YOU'RE WEIRD!" for the next 17 years... yeah, guess so. ..... Mr. Howe was cool. It's a little hard to read, but he wrote "If I had two dead guiny pigs, I'd give you one." Isn't that sweet...

My Blog

reflections of Iggy Pop through 11 year old eyes

"Why pay to see someone mental, when you just have to go to school?,  He's crazy!  This guy sucks!  I bet he doesn't have a girlfriend!"   ahahahahhaha!  bwaaahaahahhahahah!&n...
Posted by Dirty Constance - PKP's! MRD! on Sat, 05 May 2007 11:29:00 PST

OOOH Video is so cool!!!

so here is some video from the bout. It was so awesome!  Yeah, we lost, by 7 points.....sucks.. But it was a FUN game! I'm having some trouble uploading to the blog....so I guess you have to go m...
Posted by Dirty Constance - PKP's! MRD! on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 09:01:00 PST

Double Header BITCHES!

C'mon!  If you haven't come to a bout yet....well.  I must say this is the one to come to! It's all 4 teams beating it down in high fashion Sports Arena Funquest, in Collierville. It's going...
Posted by Dirty Constance - PKP's! MRD! on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 07:03:00 PST

will karma get me for this?

Skating outside in derby gear has caused two full on rear-enders and 2 screeches and swerve to the side.... And I'm not making it up.  I was watching them, watch me as they hit the person in...
Posted by Dirty Constance - PKP's! MRD! on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 08:03:00 PST

it's oh, so late, or early...

and i'm exhausted.  LOOOONG. day.  FUN day!  in a nutshell.... putt-putt, go-carts, video games, water bumper buggies, starbucks coffee, 10, 11  & 12 year olds, laying down cau...
Posted by Dirty Constance - PKP's! MRD! on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:37:00 PST

the lord says

ahaha!  omg.  so we ended up watching Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory tonight.  Adu, Adu, parting is such sweet sorrow. What I thought was so funny, was that after a large LSD t...
Posted by Dirty Constance - PKP's! MRD! on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 10:19:00 PST

goooood friday night

I just spent the last few hours hangin' out with the apartment kids....fun stuff.  The little boy (i'll call him W) had in-line skates, heely's & a pocket knife, decked out in camo and an ame...
Posted by Dirty Constance - PKP's! MRD! on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 07:51:00 PST

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

What exactly does "beyond next month" referred to in past tense as in, downloaded e-mail?  Why would outlook even have anything for downloaded e-mails called Beyond Next Month...
Posted by Dirty Constance - PKP's! MRD! on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 01:08:00 PST

Beat to Hell, not resting in Pieces at All

Season opener and Damn it was good.  We were up in the first period.  Then second and third, they gained 70 points on us.  That's a lot.  Good game though.  Good turn out.&nbs...
Posted by Dirty Constance - PKP's! MRD! on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 04:05:00 PST

Yay!

It's Friday night, and I'm at home, and miraculously, a net is available from this apartment!  yay! I'm excited now about a lot of things....a new place, getting things back on track...yay! I've ...
Posted by Dirty Constance - PKP's! MRD! on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 08:28:00 PST