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RachelandtheCity

Love came so easily, so early - that I took it for granted.

About Me

"This Craig guy, he looks familiar - do I know him?"
"Oh, god! Did you sleep with him?"
"Oh, please. He's wearing a Swatch."
Favorite first lines of songs:
"Poetry is no place for a heart that's a whore"
"Don't use my broken heart, to pick up other girls"
"Love grows in me like a tumor, parasites bent on devouring its host..."
"You fucked it up/You should have quit/'Til circumstances had changed a bit"
"Ah the night...here it comes again"
"Cotton candy and a rotten mouth/You know you're so fucked up/You know I couldn't help but have it for you"
"I'm gonna make a mistake, I'm gonna do it on purpose"
I do not listen to bands via myspace - but if you would like to send me a CD - I'd be happy to give it a listen - email me at [email protected] and I will tell you where to send it.
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"Truth will not make us rich, but it will make us free."
"So much of our lives is meaningless, a self-canceling vacillation and futility; we strive with the chaos about us and within; but we would believe all the while that there is something vital and significant in us, could we but decipher our own souls."
"To be a philosopher is not merely to have subtle thoughts, nor even to found a school, but so to love wisdom as to live, according to its dictates, a life of simplicity, independence, magnanimity, and trust."
I blog about music stuffs for Ardent Studios here .
I'm the moderator for the Ardent Music Forum .
I host a bunch of radio shows on Breakthru Radio .
I write about music and other crap on Scenestars.net
"Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great. You have no power over me. "
"An intellectual is someone who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is someone who says a difficult thing in a simple way."
Read or listen to Me:
"Watching American Idol reminds me of watching the MS Telethon when I was a kid - I really do wish the best for those retards."
"Sometimes, the most intelligent thing you can do is shut the hell up."
"Love came so easily, so early, I took it for granted."
"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going and hook up with them later."
"It's kind of stupid not to drink."
"I think we are all only here because no one will sleep with us."
"Oh crap, I'm drunk already."
"I'm a social drinker, but all of my friends are alcoholics..."
"Do it until you're done."
"Well. Now. I got a gold tooth. You know I'm hardcore. I'll show you a good time then I'll show you the door."
"I used to have a girlfriend and a wife, now all I have is a one-eyed, flea-bitten, wheezing cat."
"You should have taken better care of that pussy."

My Interests

Currently working on my memoir The 40-Year-Old Vagina. Due for release in 2015.

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I'd like to meet:

Someone who thinks their taste in music sucks...

"Show me a well-adjusted, successful man who wants to settle down and have kids and I'm not interested, but find me an alcoholic in his mid-thirties that still thinks his band might make it, and just tell me where I can show up and buy him dinner."

"Oprah! Even when she's irritated, she's lovable and intriguing. Oprah! Even when she's bossy and impatient and self-absorbed, she still wows you with her generosity of spirit and her openness and her warmth. I love fat Oprah. I love skinny Oprah. I love in-between Oprah. I love "I'm never dieting again!" Oprah. I love marathon-running Oprah. I love "screw marriage!" Oprah. I love "my little yapping doggies are my babies" Oprah. I love the whole Oprah franchise, with every one of the billions and billions of Oprahs served. I love the whole Oprah universe, with every one of the trillions and trillions of Oprahs that exist under the sun, to infinity and beyond!"

"Meet me at Club Douchebag."

"No. Club Douchebag has a velvet rope and a line."

"You'll be on the list, you won't have to wait."

"But I'll have to get clearance from a meathead, I don't like meatheads and I don't need/want their clearance."

"They will just let you through, besides everybody recognizes you, what are you worried about?"

"Worried about? I'm worried about meeting the people inside. The people inside are the people who stand in lines. I don't want to meet any line standers because they will just want me to go stand in a line with them somewhere else later on.."

"He told me he wanted to go downstairs. I told him I lived in a one story."

I'm not even kidding about deleting your flyer if you bust out my frames! Learn to resize Einstein. Also, no "Thanks for the add!" or glitter shit. Please be aware that reposts are an internal IQ Test. Carry on.

Music:



Movies:



Television:

I watch it on DVD.

Books:

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Heroes:

Yer Mom!!!

My Blog

More Praise For the SXSW Six Degrees of Memphis Show from the Memphis Flyer

Read it Here.
Posted by RachelandtheCity on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 05:16:00 PST

SXSW Preview in Memphs Flyer

SXSW Preview in Memphis FlyerA little late - but still a worthy read......
Posted by RachelandtheCity on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 05:01:00 PST

Scenestars on Best Week Ever

Check out my picks: http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/03/07/listen-up-scenestars/. ..
Posted by RachelandtheCity on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 01:03:00 PST

Official SXSW Poster

Hope you can make it!!!
Posted by RachelandtheCity on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 08:36:00 PST

RATC on Underated

Yep - another oldie but goodie...I keep good company!http://underrated.typepad.com/featuresinterviews/200 6/09/meet_the_blogge.html...
Posted by RachelandtheCity on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 12:01:00 PST

RATC on Muzzle of Bees

An oldie but goodie...http://www.muzzleofbees.com/2005/12/04/get-to-know- your-blogger-scenestars-rachel-and-the-city/...
Posted by RachelandtheCity on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:17:00 PST

More Hype on The Ardent Sessions

Andy Meek from The Memphis Daily News did a really nice write-up on my new radio show.You can read it here.Or you can check out the original press release here....
Posted by RachelandtheCity on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 02:53:00 PST

Detour Magazine Meet & Greet

Read it here  - if ya want..
Posted by RachelandtheCity on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 01:39:00 PST

Sweet Styrofoam?

Check out one of the many gems of hilarity I dropped in Las Vegas last week...Pop Candy...
Posted by RachelandtheCity on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 09:06:00 PST

This is not pay for play

I just found out I'm listed in the Indie Bible.Thats kind of cool, right?
Posted by RachelandtheCity on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 06:26:00 PST