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dj witnesse

witnesse

About Me


DJ for Lord T & Eloise and Memphis Feel-Harmonic

Once, if my memory serves me well, my life was a banquet where every heart revealed itself, where every wine flowed.One evening I took Beauty in my arms - and I thought her bitter - and I insulted her.I steeled myself against justice.I fled. O witches, O misery, O hate, my treasure was left in your care!I have withered within me all human hope. With the silent leap of a sullen beast, I have downed and strangled every joy.I have called for executioners; I want to perish chewing on their gun butts. I have called for plagues, to suffocate in sand and blood. Unhappiness has been my god. I have lain down in the mud, and dried myself off in the crime-infested air. I have played the fool to the point of madness.And springtime brought me the frightful laugh of an idiot.Now recently, when I found myself ready to croak! I thought to seek the key to the banquet of old, where I might find an appetite again.That key is Charity. - This idea proves I was dreaming!"You will stay a hyena, etc...," shouts the demon who once crowned me with such pretty poppies. "Seek death with all your desires, and all selfishness, and all the Seven Deadly Sins."Ah! I've taken too much of that: - still, dear Satan, don't look so annoyed, I beg you!
"We think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But, what we found out is that each one of us is: a brain . . .and an athlete . . .and a basket case . . .a princess . . .and a criminal. Does that answer your question?"
ohh- and I am so tragically hip that chances are I won't talk to you in public. unless of course you can eat 80 dark worlds in one minute.
Ah! one thing more: I dance the Sabbath in a scarlet clearing, with old women and children..
Healing
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My Interests

Obscure disco and rap records.

Weird home-made party mp3s.

Rocking your socks.

Being a good dad.

Following my heart.*

Making the impossible possible..

I'd like to meet:

yam who?, don ho, don knotts, don juan, grandwizard theodore, you again

Music:



J DILLA, Spyder D, Cool Kids, Pumpkin, Peter Brown, Patrick Adams, LCD Soundsystem, DJ Technics, The Rub, Hollertronix, Cut Chemist, Flosstradamus, Escort, ChocolateChollys, Konk, Liquid Liquid, ESG, GrandWizard Theodore, SpankRock, Crown Heights Affair, Pleasure, Madvillain, Madlib, GB, P.P.P., Sa-Ra, Yam Who?, Scientist, Tubby, Kool and the Gang, 10LEC6, Otis Redding, Little Beaver, Lyrics Born, Breakestra, Build An Ark, 213, Lee Fields, Mandrill, Medusa, I.G.Culture, Ennio Morricone, Rudimentary Peni, Sugarhill Gang, Average White Band, Memphix, Grandmaster Flash and The Furious Five, M.F.S.B., The Quantic Soul Orchestra, Skull Snaps, Budos Band, Dorothy Ashby, Bobby Humphrey, Mark De Clive-Lowe, Alvin Cash, Leon Haywood, Jazzanova, Crass, Shawn Lee's Ping Pong Orchestra, Stanley Clarke, King Curtis, Herbie Hancock, Notorious B.I.G., Fela Kuti, Manu Dibango, Dennis Coffey, The Gorillaz, Incredible Bongo Band, Forss, Nas, Poets of Rhythm, TY, Weldon Irvine, Trouble Funk, gangsta rap, anything disco, anything funk, any early hip-hop, many more...oh- and your mom's band

Movies:

Died tragically rescuing his family from the wreckage of a destroyed sinking battleship.

Television:

whatever cartoons are on 250..

Books:

I used to read, then i listened to house music for 10 years

..now I read again.

Heroes:



My hero got wasted and fell asleep for 100 years.