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アンジェリーク Confusion resulting from failure to understand

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Northampton, Midlands
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
sweettexascutey

AUNT SWEETTEXASCUTEY

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
SHERMAN, Texas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
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Friends, Networking

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
SAN FRANCISCO, California
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
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Friends, Networking

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
AIEA, Alabama
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends

Dee It's just a trick of the light

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Nutley, NEW JERSEY
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Body:
Average
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___justinarose

ninababy

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
Madagascar
Status:
Single
no1griff

Sam I think by saying 'Your breath smelt of shit,' I was paying you a compliment.

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Reading,
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender

Marhgil

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Batangas, Batangas
Country:
Philippines
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
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Friends

Drunk Dialing Divas See what lookin' pretty cool will getcha

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
DALLAS, TEXAS
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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salina_10

:)SalinaPicasso!?

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
[623], Arizona
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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```Lauren``` my mom doesnt know im out right now:P

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Palo Alto, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
Slim / Slender
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franklyshellfish

malloreigh hotter'n a pepper sprout

Age:
99 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
The People's Republic of East Vancouver, British Columbia
Country:
Canada
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Body:
Slim / Slender
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Friends

Mindy Alaina

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
South Carolina
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight

COMING SOON IN 1&1/2 MO ....TAHT IS MY boy ... ......YA ALL PUT YOUR HAND TOGETHER

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
South Dakota
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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Friends
brooklynizedthuggett

*~*OnE sWeEt DaY...i'Ll SeE uR bEaUtIFuL sMiLe

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
MIAMI, Florida
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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the drunken fish I am the drunken fish

Age:
34 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
St. Louis, Alabama
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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Friends, Networking
essexknight

essexknight THE SCORCHER where there is fire, there I am ..

Age:
51 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
virginia, Virginia
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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brentwoodguy4u

Searchin' for my Lost Shaker of Salt! Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like no-one's watching

Age:
39 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Brentwood, Tennessee
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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i_love_mechanical_bulls

hey look theres a spot on your screen •

Age:
86 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
mesa, Arizona
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Body:
Average
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Friends
thema

♡Tayma Loren♡ LA CHANTEUSE

Age:
99 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
DETROIT/NYC/ATL, Georgia
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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Alfalicious DJ Angie Welll stop thinking with your cocks and use your real brain and mind.. and heart.. rather t

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
CONCORD, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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bluefireangel920

Kristina

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
TROY, MICHIGAN
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Middle Eastern
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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Friends
rayjj06

Ray "J"

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Salem, Oregon
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Body:
Athletic
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Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
kidseatfree

you won't find children's chairs saving you money so your kid seat free!

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
KCKS, OPKS & KCMO, Missouri
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
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Friends, Networking
sean_gemini

SEAN-GEMINI

Age:
101 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
New York
Country:
United States
Status:
Single

DA NEW YEAR STARTIN GOOD WIT A GOOD MAN I THINK COREY TAYVON SUBER DA RIGHT ONE FOR ME...a href=http://tinypic.com target=_blank

Age:
16 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
NEWBERRY, SOUTH CAROLINA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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ducez...cAN't d0 It LyKE Me??? 07 is wat it do... pimpin all day, errday...

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
BEAUFORT, NORTH CAROLINA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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Friends
ultimateconcerts

Ultimate Concerts

Age:
99 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
LOS ANGELES, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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Sean! Live Life Wile You Can

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Minnesota
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
theaspenagency

The Aspen Agency

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
ATLANTA, Georgia
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
fan_of_veronica

veronica fansite im just a fansite for veronica!!!!!!!!!!

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
ONEIDA, New York
Country:
United States
Status:
Single

R.I.P. Kasiya Deve Hines Brotherly Love Overrising Opression and Destruction

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
FORT LAUDERDALE, Florida
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Networking

David the Tree

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

BabyJordan Undiscovered Pure Basketball Talent!!

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
EIGHT MILE, ALABAMA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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anthony29

YOUNG AD i DoNt LikE to Fit In!!! I RaThEr StAnD OuT !!! ;D

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
dUn WoRrY AbOut iT, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
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Anna l0okin 4 dhat falling star'' cum catch me''

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Bay Area , California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Pacific Islander
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
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Friends
rockstarparties

Rockstar is gonna ROCK 2008!

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Houston, Texas
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
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Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
heavyrotationshow

HEAVY ROTATION

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
badnewstracey

tracey Let's hear it for promises, something sealed with a kiss. Let's hear it for big mistakes, that you j

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Chicago (Palmer Square), Illinois
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
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Friends
squiretrelick

Rhino

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Mechanicburg, Pennsylvania
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Body:
More to love!
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damnyo2729

d@mnyo!4000 aka the money magnet wHeN i sHInE, tHE wORlD wIll gO blINd

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
LOS ANGELES, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Networking

Frankie Im not a rock star, but I am rock solid.

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
SANTA BARBARA, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends
superior_minded_genius

SLIMM OF PLUSH BLUE.NET The bridge you burn today may be the ass you kiss tomorrow

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
A 5 Bedroom House in, Georgia
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking

George

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Norwell, Minnesota
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

Ernie LOST!

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Fort Wayne, Alabama
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

Age:
51 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
ATLANTA, Georgia
Country:
United States
Status:
Married

Omar

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship

LUV&LIFE: Queen OF MY OWN CASTLE

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
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caaaaaaaaakbag

Joe

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Egg Harbor City, New Jersey
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking
evildeadthemusical

Evil Dead The Musical IS BACK!!! Evil Dead the Musical: Opening in TORONTO!

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
New York City, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Not Sure