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Robin

Age:: 24 years old
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Just Plain Kyle Why save the whales? LETS SAVE US!

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: San Francisco, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Grace

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Teguz
Country:: Honduras
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Networking

Bob

Age:: 46 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: El Sereno, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Owen the Friendly Diner Owner

Age:: 41 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Florida
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Joey Cumbest and the Cheapo Depot

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: PASS CHRISTIAN, MISSISSIPPI
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Native American
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: TAMPA, Florida
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Jenny Tis march!!

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Dublin, Dublin
Country:: Ireland
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

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Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: CAPITOL HEIGHTS, Maryland
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Freaky I hate everyone and i think everythings stupid... (Clerks 2)

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Moorpark, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

.:a million little pieces:. if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Traer, Iowa
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

abe Holly crap you found me!!

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: FARWELL, MICHIGAN
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Seven1Eight The King Sayings are a waste of time, MAKE MOVES OR MOVE ON!

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: CHEYENNE, WYOMING
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Hec+0r ( l LedGic l) GT

Age:: 100 years old
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Stizz1e the lights are blinkin, and im thinkin its all over when i go out drinkin

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: SCOTCH PLAINS, NEW JERSEY
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

lord of randomness Yvan Eht Nioj

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: POMONA, Alabama
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Spenser Jack of all trades, master of none.

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: My World, Maryland
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Brandon livin in Alabama but Stillwaters Boy 4-Life

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: MARIETTA, Georgia
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Nick

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: CHANDLER, ARIZONA
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Cowger

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Bob-O And Im Ron Burgandy. Go Fuck Yourself, San Deigo

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: ALLEN PARK, Michigan
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

$ean Take me now open road, take me as far away as I can go & I don't care my destination, anywhere b

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Salt Lake City, Utah
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

Joshua a.k.a The Cat's Pajamas I LOVE my sister

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Los Angeles, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Raf

Age:: 99 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Auburn Hills
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Kyle

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: WESTBROOK, Connecticut
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Casselberry, Florida
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

♥Sean's one and only♥ Sweet insainity

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Tennessee
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

I'VE GOT CAT-LIKE SPEED AND REFLEXES

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: orr, NORTH DAKOTA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

christina Not much to say when your high above the mucky muck!

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Dublin, Dublin
Country:: Ireland
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Luke

Age:: 16 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Dublin, DUBLIN
Country:: Ireland
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Helena

Age:: 38 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: BOSTON, Massachusetts
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Naha, ???
Country:: Japan
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

Dezzi

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Middle River, Maryland
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Bisexual
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Heaven Obsidian skinned beau

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: LAS VEGAS, NEVADA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Bisexual
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

♥Cals Girl♥ I see right through it.

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: lebanon, Oregon
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Cantinflas(thomas) Im a nice crack dealer........Hey guys....whats up?....................want some crack?

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: TALLAHASSEE/SAN ANTONIO, Texas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Dylan

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Westbrook, MAINE
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Friends

Tim Ever get that feeling that what you want and should have is staring right at you?

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: roseville/ way to far from all my friends, Minnesota
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Pacific Islander
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Eric

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Montreal, Quebec
Country:: Canada
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

â™¥Dark Cloudsâ™¥ I feel within me a peace above all earthly dignities, a still and quiet conscience.

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Riverview, Florida
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

I will Forgive, But i will never forget YoungBucKs Page

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: ft sill, Oklahoma
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Friends

chapa this is some creepy shit

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: HARLINGEN, TEXAS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

jeremy

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: HICKORY, North Carolina
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Married
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Timmaayy™ ~Living my life.. one crash at a time~

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Dartmouth, MASSACHUSETTS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Y should i try, when ur not... i know ur hurtin but u will get threw.. everything happens 4 a reason...and im not just sayin that i

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: RaT-hOlE a.k.a rialto, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Friends

Leslie^_^ I have language salad problems O_o

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: REDLANDS, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends

Chris "here's a quarter, buy a clue"

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Desert Aire, Washington
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Hicktown, Florida
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Berg

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Cheltenham,
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Mrs Anstey loves her baby girl .. ......MyHotComments/

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Greene, New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends