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I FINNALLY changed my myspace!! I kno, I kno. But It took me a long time to let it go. I changed it a while back but I thought it was HIDIOUS soooo.....I just changed it back. But anyhoo this part isn't for me to talk to the people that I DO kno ( I have an inbox and bullitin for that), but for those unlucky few who don't. But that's all about to change. SOOOOO::takes deep breath::OOOOOO for those who DONT kno me (and I highly doubt theres alot of you) lets start with something simple (cause if you have the want to get to kno me, you must be stupid) my name is Jade but some folks call me Jadie-poo, ShaLumpLump, Jada, Betty Crocket, and most of all Dork(the last one is my personal favorite!!). I AM a nerd. And danm proud of it!! I LOVE to read. Thats my favorite past-time. I geruntee if you catch me on the streets I'll have a friggin novel in my bag....or in my hand (I'm not very good with bags). Im a professonal idiot so basicly that means I'm retarded....or as "normal" people would say, "goofy". I am offically in love with Pharrell and I kno he probably kno's by now. He just doesn't kno that he's gonna ask me to marry him one day. Besides reading I LOOOOOOVE to talk on the phone (my phone line is ALWAYS busy) but recently I just had a cell phone tragedy so that set me back a bit. I also like playing with my kids. WAIT!!! There not real children, but they are my babie's. Thre name's are Dazz(illa), Pixie, and Bebe'. There dog's but I love em' like kids. I'll be the first too warn you that I AM WEIRD!!! (dun dun duuuuuuuuun) I still remanece on the old sesamee street when elmo didnt take over the show. I laugh at corney jokes. And I still aspire to be the pink ranger when I grow up. I love my sister but I think she's loco en la cabesa!!! I like skateboarders that listen to rap and rock. But I prefer neo-soul. Now if I find one that listens' to neo-soul too.....OMG!! BUT until then....I'll keep you posted on that one. I also LOVE all my friends (even though most of them work my LAST nerve). Some might consider me a little spoiled or on the bossy side but I say you cant blame me for being me. I can be out going most times. But I do get quiet around strangers. I prefer someone to come up and talk to me. I'm not gonna bite your head of (yet). WAIT!!! Why am I telling YOU all of this??? I dont know you!!!
A Poem
Rose's are red
Violet's are blue
It's sound's so charming
But insn't quite true
A rose is red
An apple is too
But violet is violet
Which isn't quite blue
An ornge is onrge
But Greenlands not green
A pinkey's not pink
So what does this mean
To call something blue
Would be to defile it
But what the hell
Nothing rymes with violet.

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What time are you starting this?: 9:49 in the pm
Name?: Jade
Nicknames?: Jadie Poo Shmadie
Date of birth?: 12-30-1988
Sex?: Female...i think...and hope
Height?: 5'7...or 8
Eye color?: light brown
Where were you born?: Los Angeles, Ca
Number of candles on your last birthday cake?: eight
Pets?: two dogs
Hair color?: light brown
Piercings?: two ear, one lip
Town you live in?: Kalopalis, Mars
Favorite foods?: Macaronie & cheese, fish, and shrimp
Ever been to Africa?: only in my dreams
Been toilet papering?: not yet
Love someone so much it made you cry?: but of course
Been in a car accident?: yeah
Croutons or bacon bits?: bacon bits...nice and chewy
Favorite day of the week?: saturday
Favorite resturant?: bobs big boy
Favorite flower?: pink rose
Favorite sport to watch?: tennis
Favorite drink?: jamba juice (any flavor)
Favorite ice cream flavor?: vanila
Warner Bros. or Disney?: disney
Favorite fast food restuarant?: KFC
Carpet color in your bedroom?: burgendy
How many times did you fail your driver's test?: never took it
Whom did you get your last email from?: Ms.DeeD.
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?: ahhs
What do you do most often when you are bored?: talk on the phone
Most annoying thing to say to me?: well thats nice
Bedtime?: around 11ish
Favorite TV show?: family guy
Last person you went out to dinner with?:: my family
Been out of country?: yeah. mexico
Believe in magick?: some what
Ford or Chevy?: umm...chevy?
What are you listening to right now?: kelis
Have you ever failed a grade?: not yet
If you have, what grade did you fail?: ---------
Do you have a crush on someone?: all the time
Do you have a bf/gf?: not at the moment
If so, what is their name?: Pharrell Williams
How long have you been together?: forever and a day
What are you wearing right now?: wife beater and sweats
Would you have sex before marriage?: never
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: yeah
Are you a virgin?: yes
Do you smoke?: noooo
Do you drink?: i've tried it before
Are you ghetto?: depends on the situation
Are you a player?: i wouldnt say all thaaaaaaat
What are your favorite colors?: pink and yellow
What is your favorite animal?: dog
Do you have any birthmarks?: yeah
Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: but of course!
Who do you talk to most on the phone?: shooteeeer
Have you ever been slapped?: by my mom and sister
Do you get .. a lot?: yeah
Are you shy or outgoing?: depends on the type of person im dealing with
Do you shower?: on the daily
Do you hate school?: not reeeeeeeeally
Do you have a social life?: so/so
How easily do you trust people?: too easily
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: doesnt everyone?
Would you ever sky dive?: no
Do you like to dance?: yeah....just not in front of people
Have you ever been out of state?: yeah. las vegas
Do you like to travel?: yeah
Have you ever been expelled from school?: nope
Have you ever been suspended from school?: nope
Do you want to get out of your hometown?: of course
Are you spoiled?: yeeeeeeees
Are you a brat?: no. not at all.
Have you ever been dumped?: ....i dont think so
Have you ever gotten high?: no
Do you like snapple?: yeah
Do you drink a lot of water?: not really
What toothpaste do you use?: crest
Do you have a cell phone?: yeah
Do you have a curfew?: of course!!
Who do you look up to?: my sister...some times
Are you a role model?: i wouldnt say so
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?: yeah. six flags
What name brand do you wear the most?: dont kno. i like ventage
What kind of jewelry do you wear?: ear rings bangles and chokers
What do you want pierced?: i already got that peirced
Do you like takin pictures?: yeah. i like photography
Do you like gettin your picture taken?: nooooooooo
Do you have a tan?: yeah.
Do you get annoyed easily?: of course
Have you ever started a rumor?: ::snikers:: who wants to kno??
Do you have your own phone or phone line?: yeah
Do you have your own pool?: no ::sad::
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: boxers
Do you have any siblings?: yeah 2 brothers and 2 sisters
Have you ever been played?: i would say so
Have you ever played anyone?: nope. im a honest girl
Do you get along with your parents?: depends on the day of the week
How do you vent your anger?: my journal or blow up in someones face
Have you ever ran away?: yeah. to across the street. for like a hour
Have you ever been fired from a job?: no
Do you even have a job?: yeah. a professional idiot/chiller/hater
Do you daydream a lot?: i would say so
Do you have a lot of ex's?: yeah. but im friends with all of them
Do you run your mouth?: yeeeeeeeeah boy
What do you want a tattoo of?: a butterfly to represent my grandma
What do you have a tattoo of?: skin
What does your ex bf/gf look like?: lght skin, tall......all around nice looking
What does your most recent crush look like?: light skin, short...all aorund nice looking
Whats her/his name?: oooooooh, cant tell you THAT one
Have you ever been bitched out?: bitched out??
Are you rude?: only to ass whole's
What was the last compliment you recieved?: your crazy
Do you like getting dirty?: nope. im a zest kinda girl
Are you flexiable?: not as flexable as i use to be
What is your heritage?: black and negro
What is your lucky number?: 2
What does your hair look like right now?: messy bun
Could you ever be a vegetarian?: tried it already. didnt work out.
Describe your looks?: look at my pix, dumb ass
If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: red
Would you ever date someone younger than you?: tried that already too. didnt work out either
Would you ever date someone older than you?: did that too. it was....whatever
When was the last time you were drunk?: when i was eatin pizza with my sister. like....some months ago
How many rings until you answer the phone?: at least two
Have you ever been skinny dipping?: no
If yes, when was the last time?: ------
When was the last time you went on a date?: wow...its been a min
Do you look more like your mother or father?: by far
Do you cry a lot?: yeah..im a winer baby
Do you ever cry to get your way?: yeah
What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: sooooo....
Are you the romantic type?: un-un
Have you ever been chased by cops?: no
What do you like most about your body?: that i can controle it
What do you like least about your body?: --------
When did you have your first crush?: the first day of kidnergarden
When was the last time you threw up?: like.....last yeah
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: neither
Do you ever wear shirts do show your belly?: nooooooo
What about cleavage?: ....there were those times...
Is your best friend a virgin?: yes,no,yes,yes,no,and yes
Have you ever fucked someone up?: ::looks suspisious:: why??
Have you ever been fucked up?: yeah
What theme does your room have?: pink & lots and lots of posters
What size show do you wear?: in shows?? umm i wear bout a size 86 but in shoes i wear a 8 1/2
What is your screen name on .. MissCheeVeeUs07
How are you feeling right now?: full
When was the last time you were at a party?: last saturday
Have you ever given a lapdance?: yeah
Have you ever recieved one?: yeah
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: all the time....but do you think i care?? OF COURES I DO!!! juss playing
What is one of your bad qualilties?: i hide my feelings
What is one of your good qualilties?: i have a awsome sence of humor
Would you marry for money?: no cause my husband already HAS money (pharrell)
What do you drive?: my two feet
Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?: mommies
So?: about them lakers.....
Well?: ::looks form side to side::
When was the last time you cried in school?: when i had cramps
Would you ever hook up with the same sex?: not my style
What kind of music do you like?: neo-soul
Would you ever bungee jump?: no
What is your worst fear?: havent found one yet
Would you ever join the army?: no
Do you like cows?: there pretty cool with me. hell, i eat the danm things
If you were to die today, what would you do?: be dead...duh!
If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it b?: i love you
Do you like to party?: depends on who im around
Hearts or broken hearts?: hearts
Moons or stars?: stars
Coke or pepsi?: pepsie jazz
Favorite scent?: love spell by vikies
Favorite band?: N*E*R*D
Would you ever dye your hair red?: of course
How many languages can you speak?: 2
What time are you finishing this?: 10:28 daaaaaaaanm!
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Posted by ♥Yours Truly♥ on Thu, 31 May 2007 05:21:00 PST

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That Thing/ End Of My Rope

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Posted by ♥Yours Truly♥ on Wed, 09 May 2007 08:58:00 PST

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Rollercoaster

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