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JaZZo ♥MoRe BOUNCE..

Sumthn Sumthn Sumthn STACK THAT CHEEZE.. .

About Me


Im so00 MEEH.. People Get Scared!! I LOve COLOR, it runs My life..Im a LIfe Stylist/Fashion Designer...I have Evidence ofthat being true Scatterd on my Page! Im 22 for now at least and loving it, especiallybecause Los Angeles is my Main Land and who wouldn't want to be 22 In L.A.!! Itravel and Fall In love Like "normal" folk but im quite the limit pusher.. PLEASE NOTETHAT THIS PAGE IS FOR MEEH AND 4 PPL WHO WANT TO KNO HOW I DEPICTLIFE VIA MYSPACE please don't Base my Professionalism [if thats a word...] fromthis!! Im a Real Person who Does Unreal Things sometimes, so try not to beoffended...I am working on a more "Professional" page but that will happen it its owntime, when ever that divine moment happens...so dont take like so HARD...shouldn'thave to be that way noHow... xx
WhaT THe F*CK Is Up With jR- TheSurvey
Name: JR formaLLy KNown As Jazz
Birthday: 9-11-1985.....21 this Year Fuckerz..THE END IS NEAR
Birthplace: Good Ol' LoS AnGeles..We ShatterDReamz..
Current Location: Cell BLock#356259r...whatever that means
Eye Color: BeautIfuL Dark Brown
Hair Color: We're Kinda In a transitionaL State @ the MoMent
Height: 5'3 but YOU Don't HAve to Be Buff to Slap SomebOdy!!
Right Handed orLeft Handed: Im A Toooo Tighty Righty..FOr SuRe!
Your Heritage: SuMMa
The Shoes You WoreToday: "When Pigs FLy" VAns......Slip-ons are Onlii For theREAL!!
Your Weakness: Stylish Boys Who SKateBoard!! THEY FUckin ROck
YourFears: BEing a LOnely CHildless Lost BUm...ForCed ToSUrviVE on SPAM!
Your Perfect Pizza: BUffaLo Chikn PIzza With MUshROoms And Olives!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: PayOff These CrediT CaRD BiLLz....DAYum!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Oh.....FOr SUre
Thoughts First Waking Up: "OOOO NO God!!PLeaSE..... WHYYYY"...Then i start to Whimper
Your BestPhysical Feature: MY Left Elbow Or mY LIps...but Really itsthe ElBows that GEt Em'
Your Bedtime: When I Feel The NEED....
Your Most Missed Memory: "S. PArtay's" In My Car W. Jo Jo and My LIttle Boy... I FinallyUnderstood M.J. Dirty Diana!!
Pepsi or Coke: STRAWBERRY SODA 4 EVER
MacDonalds or BurgerKing: BuFFAlo WIngz FrOm DomINos
Single or Group Dates: SiNgle Date R Cool ButGRoup DaTEs R BeTTEr..The MOre THE MerrIer
Lipton Ice Teaor Nestea: JaMaican Lemonade.. How AboUtThat!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: ChoCo Chip ((COOKIE DOUGH))
Cappuccino orCoffee: Hot CHocOLate.........OR a ROCkStar
Do you Smoke: I DID
Do you Swear: I DO
Do you Sing: IDOn't......SaFty PreCautions
Do you Shower Daily: NO i LOve to WAllow in My Own Filth...I keep It Zesty RoundHeRe
Have you Been in Love: ....Yes Dumb Fool BrokeMY Heart..HE was A Blk Dude w. A Mohawk U kno HOw THat Goes...
Do you want to go to College: I Wanna B DOneW. CollEge
Do you want to getMarried: OH HELLS YES!!!
Do you belive inyourself: i tRY But I Do NeeD a LIttLE Push Every Now AndThen..
Do you get MotionSickness: ....Nope I Just GEt Sick Of PPL!!!
Do you think you are Attractive: FrOm Time 2TIme....Shyt SomeBOdy DoeS!!
Are you a HealthFreak: Not ReaLLY BUt IM SLowly TurnIng.. TUrnIng..TUrning
Do you get along with yourParents: Not @ The MOMent...But We'll B Alright!
Do you play an Instrument: Empty COOl-WhipContainers
In the past month have youDrank Alcohol: HEll More LIke LasT Night....
In the pastmonth have you Smoked: SMoooooooookEdWuuuuuuuuh??
In the pastmonth have you been on Drugs: Dayum I thought I wAs inTHe Clear..im ShameLess
In the pastmonth have you gone on a Date: Yes W. My Current BeauTH3 H@d@ha$u
In the pastmonth have you gone to a Mall: I Can't aFFord To EVEn SayMAll!
In the pastmonth have you eaten a box of Oreos: ummm Ewww.. TooMUch Chocolatey GoodNess Pour Moi
Inthe past month have you eaten Sushi: SADLYNO......NOBODY I KNO LIKES SUSHI..you loZarz SUck...ASS!!
In the pastmonth have you been on Stage: Why??
In the pastmonth have you been Dumped: KInda YEa...THAT SHYTSTILLS STINGS
In the pastmonth have you gone Skinny Dipping: Rub-a-dub-dub IN MYBATHTUB!!
Inthe past month have you Stolen Anything: a pACK oF eXTRAsPEARMINT gUM frOM THE gaS sTaTioN
Ever beenDrunk: OOOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAA
Ever been called a Tease: Not My Fault If theGEt It UP im JUst Not KNockn em' Down!!
Ever beenBeaten up: NEEEEEEEEEEEEVER...IM VIP I GOT FOLKSTO HANDLE THAT!! U'VE BEEN WARN'D
EverShoplifted: GUM..........GUM!!!! FUCKING GUM CALL THECOPS I'M A EXTRA GUM THEIF!!
How do you want to Die: SuMthiN ReaaaaaaL PeaCFul LIke.....
What do youwant to be when you Grow Up: THe Name IN Your CLosETY.& A. O. WaTch 4 It
What countrywould you most like to Visit: JaPan......FranCe.......EnGlaNd......THe MOON
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: INteNSe
Favourite Hair Color: On the TYpe Of DoODez I like It TenDz To Vary
Short or Long Hair: NatuRal+DReaDs+MOHawks= SEXXAY
Height: TallEr Than Meeh...SO thaT like 5'6 & UP!
Weight: WAtever LooX Good OOOOOOOOn U!!
Best Clothing Style: SKater, AfrO PUnk, Rennisance NAtural....FUCK IT I LIKE STYLISHBOYS WHO NOT AFRAID TO PUT ON A FUCKING PAIR OF STRAIGHT LEGGEDJEANS AND A SMALL TEE.. dAYUM!!
Number of Drugs I have taken: UHHHHHHH.....
Number of CDs I own: HMMMMMMMM.....
Number of Piercings: 16!!..I THINK IM DONE...
Number of Tattoos: 1........MY HUMMINGBIRD.......NOT EVEN CLOSE TO DONE!!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I leaRndFrom Alll My Mistakes.. They MADe MEEH .."jR"!!!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKESURVEYS!

My Interests



I'd like to meet:



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My Future Husband....He kno who he iz when we meet.N.e.r.d- I'm obsessd w/ that fuccin band!!Kelis- shez a major inspiration to meeh....hopefullii i'll be able to design sum outrageous shyt 4 her!!My evil twin- they say everybodii has one....hopefullii im the good oneThe whole dayum Star Trak Fam...they'er a pot full of talent that NOONE else can touch.....HANDZ DOWNGod- of course...but in due tyme..no need to rush!Therez plenty other ppl but im keepin that to myself...im jus sayin that cuz i reallii don't kno..so shhhhhhhhh

Music:



.oO I've been Blessed with a Beautiful Open Mind..So my Sooper Power is The ability to listen to it all ..and enjoy it. If i actually took the time to List All the Artist i Ap-pre-she-ate it would take meeh FOREVER plus an ETERNITY to do.......SO FUCK IT!!!

Movies:


Stir Crazy..
West Side Story..
Witches Of EastWick..
Alice In Wonderland..
The Wiz..
ANY MOVIE WITH PRINCE AS THE STAR..
M.J. MoonWalker..
Napolean Dynamite..
Grease..
Edward Scissor Hands...
Rocky Horror Picture Show..
Breakfast Club...
Love Jones..
Hollywood Shuffle...
Blazing Saddles..
Powder..

Television:


Books:

.oO i love readin anythin writtin my ZANE.. but i do enjoy a BETTY n VERONCIA comic book from tyme to tyme.....

Heroes:

.oO i guess umm.. MEEH...And GOD thatz a dead give away.... The ChIks thaT HavE TruelII BeaUtifully Complexified My Life...
MY FuKin RighT HooK!!
cOOlAsh RYan
MY LIL SIS
Shmaydie Faced Jadie!!
MY ONE & OnLLii
MoxII Roxy RiCanToxII!!
BoSS LadII And MY AmERiCa
"MY BITCH" ♥!!!
My SouL SiSter
DoPe KiDD Drea!!
ThAnX Ladies For PuttIn Tha RaZZle DaZZle In Such A Lame Girl's LYFE!!


How to make a Jazmin
Ingredients:
5 parts silly
3 parts brilliance
1 part energy
Method:
Layer ingredients in a shot glass. Add a littlecocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Meeh n My Poo Shmaydie RooLe Our "World"

My Blog

I’m FeeliNg MyseLf...Again!!

So Fine...Fa Sho, A waste Of Your Time - HELL NO! Through Open Doors She Opens Minds, Quite Sexy Extremely Divine, Her soul leaks into the water like rain, They drink from her rivers to DELETE their p...
Posted by JaZZo ♥MoRe BOUNCE.. on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 03:17:00 PST

SinCe PPL Wanna Kno....

Yo!! To All my loved Ones Who Are Concerned with my where-abouts and safety... IM DOING JUST FINE! i think..hmmm??? no really im cool, its that time of year where all holiday hell breaks loose..ppl to...
Posted by JaZZo ♥MoRe BOUNCE.. on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 03:09:00 PST

Check out this event: Bionic Puzzi Presents... Fashion Revolution

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Posted by JaZZo ♥MoRe BOUNCE.. on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 06:41:00 PST

iTS bEEN a wHILE SInCE THINgS HAvE cHANGeD!!

iTS bEEN A wHILE siNCE  mY LAST mIND eXPLOSION TOOK pLACE vIA mYSPACE bLOG...BUT EVERYBODy WANTS tO kNOW whERE THE hELL i'VE bEEN!! soME TIMES i HAVE TO aSK MY SELF tHE SAME qUESTION......it feel...
Posted by JaZZo ♥MoRe BOUNCE.. on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 06:33:00 PST

i have to come to realise....

I HAVE THE FUCK'N SEXXIEST COLLARBONE IN THE WORLD!!!  AND SOMEBODY SHOULD KISS IT!!!!!   AND OLD WRINKLII PPL ARE STUPIIID FUNNY!!...
Posted by JaZZo ♥MoRe BOUNCE.. on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:19:00 PST

..squirt the juiCe in M*tha F@ckaz EYEZ!! Ho0ray..

((warning these are just random thoughts i had to release..so fuck it))   I WISH I HAD MY DAYUM CAR BACK!!! IM BEING HELD AS AN ASIAN CAPTIVE IN PALMS!! I COULDN'T DECIED WHAT COLOR TO PAINT MY N...
Posted by JaZZo ♥MoRe BOUNCE.. on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 03:13:00 PST

KETCHUP AND TEARS....

SEE ..I VEIW MY LIFE AS THIS AMAZING SERIES OF BOOKS ..THE TYPE OF SHYT THAT U WANT TO READ OVER AND OVER AGAIN CUZ POSSIBLY U MISSED AN IMPORTANT PART AND THATS WHY U LOST AND CONFUSED. SO I DEC...
Posted by JaZZo ♥MoRe BOUNCE.. on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 01:48:00 PST

Suffering From Fat Bitchness...

Im, so fukking ASHAMED OF MYSELF!!!!   I,ve been on this eating freakout this whole dayum weekend onlii because my roommate is being a fat bitch with meeh ...she's usually a health freak...she e...
Posted by JaZZo ♥MoRe BOUNCE.. on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 06:28:00 PST

j.R. Classy lady...Angry Bitch!

-THE IDIOT- You and Your STUPIDITY, Has turned into this ENTITY, Some stupid FUCK-UP Mistery, With added drawn-out MISERY, You seemed so blind, So NOW i SEE, That you Straight - Up Fucked Over meeh......
Posted by JaZZo ♥MoRe BOUNCE.. on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 04:02:00 PST

Im BeiNg ConceiteD.... and Its OkaY!

So Fine...Fa Sho, A waste Of Your Time - HELL NO! Through Open Doors She Opens Minds, Quite Sexy Extremely Divine, Her soul leaks into the water like rain, They drink from her rivers to DELETE their p...
Posted by JaZZo ♥MoRe BOUNCE.. on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 10:18:00 PST