Being Almost Fifty. |
now that i'm nearly 50, i've decided that i am not leaving the house anymore; plus, i've also decided that i am only going to watch jeopardy and do crossword puzzles in the sunday papers. i'm go...
Posted by Mark on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 04:07:00 PST |
Dave Barnes' Female Fans. |
After some careful research (of looking at the comments left on his page on any given day), i've concluded that the average dave barnes female fan is approximately 150 pounds overweight and, roughly 1...
Posted by Mark on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 08:15:00 PST |
New Year's Resolution: One |
Dear Everyone--
With the new year I've decided to take the first step as my resolution. From now on I will be called "Duke." The name itself is very classy, ...
Posted by Mark on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 09:43:00 PST |
So I Read a Good Book Today. |
JK! It's called 'A Hand in the Bush: The Fine Art of Fisting' by Deborah Addington. I would especially recommend it for your hypocrytical Republicans out there that are the worst culprits!...
Posted by Mark on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 02:57:00 PST |
For My Lunatic OCD Friends. |
This is for my OCD friends. I hope this helps.
from: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061221/ap_on_he_me/psilocybin_s
tudy
Study: Psilocybin relieves OCD symptoms
TUCSON, Ariz. - A preliminary study...
Posted by Mark on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 08:14:00 PST |
Mofo Answers All of Your Questions Here: |
People ask me lots of things all of the time. I usually don't pay as much attention as I should, but such is life. Anyway, here's a handy guide to getting all of you questions answered by ...
Posted by Mark on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 03:11:00 PST |
I'm getting married on New Year's Eve! Answers to Questions and Concerns. |
dear everyone--
i am very excited because i am eagerly awaiting the big day; i'm getting married, which might be a shock to many of you. as some of you know,...
Posted by Mark on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:38:00 PST |
The new Damien Rice cd |
..creeps me out. i really dont understand what in fact they put in the water, allowing for the fact that it's being consumed not simply in beer. something is seriously going on there, beca...
Posted by Mark on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 02:58:00 PST |
Girl, you know it's true... Part 1. |
I've been missing my "bad motherfucker" wallet quite a bit. I had one about 8 years ago and I've since just rolled with the ol' Ken Cole. Time for a change maybe? Not sure, thank you...
Posted by Mark on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 02:43:00 PST |
my cell phone, the conspiracy, and lost text messages. |
dear everyone--
because my asshole phone apparently is selective about who can and cannot send me a text message, this is a fair warning that if i don't respond, chances are that yo...
Posted by Mark on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 10:09:00 PST |
