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Little Orphan Ammo

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

About Me




My Interests

low calorie food. Wine. Nature that doesn't bite. Words that sting. Big soft comfortable beds. Books written with passion. Movies with whimsy embedded in their intentions. People with levity embedded in their self importance. Music that makes me shiver, cry or dance. Basketball. Hockey games (actual GAMES) filled with plastic cups of retardery. Autumn. Spring. The sacredness of the moment before the moment inevitably occurs. Really good fish. (Inner and Outer) Space.

I'd like to meet:


The Disenfranchised and brave; the disenchanted and inspired; the disconnected and strong; the disillusioned and wise.

Music:


::TWLA::

Movies:

V for Vendetta, L'Empire des loups, Un long dimanche de fiançailles (A Very Long Engagement), La Femme Nikita.

Television:

I know its really 'uncool' of me to admit I actually WATCH tv, since no one else seems to. My question is then, whose buying all these fucking TV'S?
HELL'S KITCHEN!!! Star Trek (TNG and Voyager), CSI, Blind Date, The Colbert Report, Robot Chicken, The Avengers, the original series, Law & Order Criminal Intent , The short lived Clerks Cartoons. Help TV. Jehrico . Funny infomercials. Justice Supernatural.

Books:

Too many to mention. The Beat Hotel, The Mystery of the Aleph, A Handmaids Tale, Franny and Zoe and 9 Stories, Lustmorde: The Writings and Artifacts of Murderers, Summa Contra Gentiles Book 1: God, Cerebus, Fax From Sarajevo, Speed, Kentucky Ham, The Second Sex, The Baghavad Gita, Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil, Aesop's Fables and all of Henry Rollins' prose and writings are among my favorites. I also love anything to do with Religious History, Feminism, Social De(C)onstruction, emerging sciences and maths, and criminal psychology.

Heroes:

Indiana Jones.

My Blog

Superfantistic Superexciting Realtime Commentary of Ammo Superbowl Party 2007.

4:50 Finish watching "Thank You For Smoking" (V GOOD)Miss Pre Game and Pre Pre game shows. Also, most of the first quarter.4:51 Turn on Game. Play with Rabbit Ears on TV. Attempt to see score thro...
Posted by Little Orphan Ammo on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 09:45:00 PST

For P! HEEHEE!

Shopping drinkingShopping drinkingKeeps us both from overthinkingCat-as-troph-izeSo they sayWe do this all fucking dayWe make things badWhen they're clearly not,This is why we drink a lot! Shoppi...
Posted by Little Orphan Ammo on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 11:11:00 PST

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Ben-zo-di-azepene you mean so much to me people now smile at me cause i don't look so mean Ben-zo-di-azepene you mean so much to me you make me feel ok when there's no need to feel that way Ben-zo-di-...
Posted by Little Orphan Ammo on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:58:00 PST

grundlefarp mikky-nikky-nuknuk

i CANNOT seem to get motivated to work.  And there is really so much I need to do.  But hey...i did pick out the wines for the Savour wine and food event I will share: Lane Tanner Pinot Noir...
Posted by Little Orphan Ammo on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:59:00 PST

what i REALLY want for Christmas

Ok...so this is the thing.  After i wrote the previous blog, i spent approximately 2 hours laying in bed last night feeling wrong.  Icky. Bad.  Guilty.  Truly. When I said i didn't...
Posted by Little Orphan Ammo on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 02:54:00 PST

All I want for christmas

First off, really, I don't want for anything, unless you cats wanna transfer some money into my paypal account so i can pay off Mastercard....but here, in case you're feeling giving this season, are s...
Posted by Little Orphan Ammo on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 01:53:00 PST

HOLY FREAKIN BRRRR!

it is currently -40 degrees outside.  For all my 'murican friends, celsius and farenheit equal out at -40.  That's right.  Freaking MINUS FREAKIN 40.... For a measure a reference it is ...
Posted by Little Orphan Ammo on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 05:33:00 PST

what the EFF?

What will probably go down as the least relevant, least interesting and most confusing 'celebrity' 'feud' in history, i found this. Moron is Angry at Bozo for saying something Dumb I honestly can't fi...
Posted by Little Orphan Ammo on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:18:00 PST

For all my new friends on myspace

And all ye lost souls who have wandered hence, drifting on seas of cyber stupidity wonst thee sip of mine advice, languish as i read from my mental tome, pissoferies of mine, made by the long toiling ...
Posted by Little Orphan Ammo on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 11:50:00 PST

so i was thinking....

- Every political thinker must grapple with religion if trying to devise a political regime >>>> - To be a political "factor" religion must be dogmatic and must include the concept of Divine Reward vs...
Posted by Little Orphan Ammo on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 04:13:00 PST