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Jew-Jitsu

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway

About Me

My son and I Playing music...

How low do you go, bro?

What do you tune your Jackson too?
E! (E, A, D, G, B, E)
E Flat (Eb, Ab, Db, Gb, Bb, Eb)
Drop D (D, A, D, G, B, E)
Down 1 (D, G, C, F, A, D)
Down 1 & Dropped (C, G, C, F, A, D)
Down 2 (C, F, Bb, Eb, G, C)
Down 2 & Dropped (Bb, F, Bb, Eb, G, C)
Lower than Cheech's Olds! (MUF DVR)
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Create your own pollMy Kdwb Guitar Hero Video...Simple Plan bitches. woooooooTractor PullWell I live to listen and play music. I'm in a Kick ass metal band. I play video games and love to serve my pals drinks from my bar. I think of my self as a pretty laid back guy, but we can all be a little crazy at times. Yeah, that is it for the moment!
Name: Joshua
Birthdate: 08/20/1984
Birthplace: Minneapolis
Current Location: Mounds View
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5ft 10in
Weight: 170
Piercings: 6
Tatoos: 7
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: fiance
Overused Phraze: oh yeah
FAVORITES
Food: crab
Candy: reeses pieces
Number: say 4
Color: black isnt a color it is a shade
Animal: my dead frog ed
Drink: Monster M-80
Alcohol Drink: johnny walker
Bagel: cinnamon raison
Letter: J of course
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Burger King
Strawberry or Watermelon: Little from column A , Little from column B
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot tea
Chocolate or Vanilla twist
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee
Kiss or Hug: kiss
Dog or Cat: Cat
Rap or Punk: I hate you
Summer or Winter: summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Scary movies
Love or Money: love
YOUR...
Bedtime: 10ish
Most Missed Memory: my father
First Thought Waking Up: Ugh, not again!
Goal for this year: to take care of my family
Best Friends: Jillian, Sam, Mr. PissPants, my band, and of course Campbell
Fears: the lonely dark
Heritage: A Russian Jew
Longest relationship: this one 3 years 8 months
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank:
Ever Smoked: yea
Pot: yes
Ever been Drunk: plenty
Ever been beaten up: they tried
Ever beaten someone up: the shed blood
Ever Shoplifted: haha
Ever Skinny Dipped: yesum
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yes
Been Dumped Lately: no
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: light blue
Favorite Hair Color: light brown
Short or Long: in between
Height: 5' 3" to 5' 9"
Style: what are you refering to?
Looks or Personality: Personalilty
Hot or Cute Hot damn
Drugs and Alcohol: either or
Muscular or Really Skinny: neither
RANDOMS
Number of Regrs in the Past: too many
What country do you want to Visit: Jamaica is not a country
How do you want to Die: painless
Been to the Mall Lately: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Get along with your Parents: somewhat
Health Freak: no
Do you think your Attractive: of course
Believe in Yourself: sure
Want to go to College: some day
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Drink: yes
Shower Daily: I try
Been in Love: am
Do you Sing: I try horribly
Want to get Married: Eh, sure
Have your future kids names planned out: is gibson and other ones yes
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 25 heh heh
Hate anyone: everybody
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My Interests

Music,My Son, My woman, video games,Heely-ing, jamin' on my guit-fiddle, drinkin'/partyin' and just hanging with my friends.

Music:

well i enjoy listening to pretty much anything with a guitar involved, but My passion is metal. Some of my favorite bands are All Shall Perish, Through The Eyes Of The Dead, Within The Ruins, Forever In Terror, After The Burial, Bleeding Through, Job For A Cowboy, Children Of Bodom, Lamb Of God, Killswitch Engage, God Forbid, Shadows Fall, Slayer, Mudvayne and so on, so forth. Any band that is heavy, fast and melodic, I enjoy listening to.

Movies:

I like horror flicks, comedies, dramas, sometimes sci-fi and martial arts. I love movies.

Television:

The Office, How It's Made, The Riches, Deadliest Catch, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, Survivorman, Man vs Wild....Pretty Much anything on the Discovery Channel or Science channel

Books:

The Walking Dead... A continous story of survival horror!!!!Into The Wild, Go ask alice, Deathwatch


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Heroes:

Mike Rowe From Dirty Jobs, Chris hansen From Dateline, And Motha Fuckin' Dave Ryan Bitches!!