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Jewkey

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About Me

Allrighty then...well..I really hate giving the "run down " on my life..but I guess here it goes....Was born here in Minnesota.(St.Paul)..grew up in Crystal...pretty much moved outta my parents house when I was 14..lived with my bestest friend Georgia..and her whole family...um I was with her off and on for about 6 years( I bounced between my mothers house, my fathers house,and Georgia's)...until I was 20..when my father killed himself....after I took care of all I was legaly bound to I moved to Jacksonville Florida for about 5 1/2 months where I lived with a girlfriend and her husband and 2 kids...needless to say that didn't work out very well...and SO I moved back to the great 'ol MINNESNOWTA...and ONCE again....moved back in with Georgia..(only for a month or so) and I received a pension check from my fathers account at his work.....for a few g's...and I got my first own place...at the age of 20...it ruled...I had a kick ass job at Starbucks..and had been working there for some time and LOVED IT!!..well everything came crashing down when I got fired for stealing tips ( WHICH I DID NOT DO!!!)..and so I lost my job...and couldnt afford to live on my own..and my freeoond Danika..was needing a place to live too...sooooooooo..WE MOVED IN TOGETHER!!..woo..yeah we had lots of fun..and struggles..and all sorts of shit..Danika is my best friend..and sister..(i'm allowed 2 best friend okay...Georgia and Danika..so don't fight over me bitches..lol)..and yeah..well then in um...2003 I believe...I met HIM!!...Him is Maxwell Gable..my DREAM MANN......so yessss...of course we moved in together...(after only 4 months of knowing eachother!!)..and we've been together for almost 3 years..we've had our ups and downs....but man now everything is just right..nice and comfortable..and we're super in love so yay....okay and thennnn(next part of life...) Here comes May 30th 2006..the day my life changed forever. I had Gastric Bypass Surgery..in order to save my life basically..I was so obese....well lets just say..things were getting dangerous..I was nearing the 300lbs mark..and I am only 24 and 5 foot 1...so yes I made the decision to save my life with weight loss surgery...and well....things have been pretty hard since, I had A LOT of complications after my surgery...my surgery wound wouldn't heal..I had to have surgery on the incision to make it heal..I had a MRSA Staph infection...and i've had aches and pains...and PROBLEMS....ever since I got the surgery...BUTTT in exchange for all that..I have lost (wait..lemme go weigh myself...)..okay i've lost 128 pounds since the surgery...and I look COMPLETLEY DIFFERENT!! ..so yes I am very happy with the way I look...except for the extra skin..which i'm trying to work on!....but yes....so and yeah..that kind of brings us to today..those of you that know me..pretty much know most of the gaps in between and the filler...but if you don't feel free to ask..i'm open and shittt..i'm on myspace basically to find old friends, talk with existing friends...and maybe..make a new friend or two..;)... ..I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Movies,(Horror..and lots of fucked up shit)Music....all sorts...Science...animals,sleeping,riding bike,clakkitying it up on the interwebbbb,zombies,cooking,going to shows,forensic science...anything Mortuary Science related...I dunno being a jew is pretty interesting....or being THE JEW rather....ahh life..it rules oh and i'm pretty fucking interested in Maxwell as well.. oh and I freakin LOVE women....ohh Arianna...especially

I'd like to meet:

Mutha Fuckin Divine...and Bettie of course....and random others...

Music:

THE ORDER NON DESCRIMINITORYMERELY THE ORDER THE ARE IN MY CD BOOKSAmerican Head Charge, The Unseen, Stabbing Westward, Videodrone,She want's Revenge, StaticX,Opeth, iLL Nino, Dead Kennedys, The Faint, System of a Down, Sepultura, Soulfly, Billy Idol,The Dresden Dolls, Slayer, Rage, Smashing Pumpkins, Onward To Mayhem, Cock Sparrer, Rob Zombie, Snot, Morphine, BIG FUCKIN SKULL, Martyr AD, Devil Driver, Modest Mouse, Sick of it All, Deftones, Skreeching Weasel, Hed(PE), Marilyn Manson, The Murderers, Sublime, Sevendust, Assesino, Brujeria, Primer55,NOFX,MATISYAHU LambofGod,Pantera,Tool,Dimmu Borgir, Opeth, Special Duties, 30 Seconds to Mars, NOCOMPLIANCE, Hatebreed, JOHNNY CASH, slipknot, Mudvayne, Killswitch, Frank Sinatra, Miles Davis, Duke Ellington, Damage Deposit, Minor Threat, Nico and the Velvet Underground, Lou Reed, Social Distortion, L7, Babes in Toyland, Hole(old skool)Depeche Mode, Cut throat hoods, Guns and Roses, Primus, The Casualties, Misfits, Cindy Lauper, Billy Holiday, Roy Orbison, Har Mar Superstar, Postal Service, Death, Bouncing Souls, The Specials, OLD Metallica, Dean Martin, Danzig, Bury Your Dead, God Forbid, Circle Jerks..Gogol Bordello, Lust for Blood, Gnarls Barkley,Tv On the radio, Murder By Death

Movies:

umm....this section will take a while....or I just don't feel like doing it...either way...deal with it okay?? I'm sure you will live.

Television:

SIX FEET UNDER(rip), KIDS IN THE HALL, FEAR FACTOR!!!!! WOOOO!!!, FAMILY GUY, SIMPSONS, OBLONGS, SQUIDBILLIES, AQUA TEEN, SEALAB, CSI, TWIN PEAKS, FAMILY PLOTS, ANYTHING ON THE FOOD NETWORK..YUM., ANIMAL PLANET, DISCOVERY, DISCOVERY HEALTH..DR G MEDICAL EXAMINER, 2AM ON BET..I LOVE BOOTY....ANYTHING WITH DEAD PEOPLE...FORENSIC FILES COURT TV ETC..AND THE FLAVOR OF LOVE!!! YEAHHHH BOYYy!!

Books:

STIFF, WHAT HAPPENS TO DEAD BODIES, THE UNDERTAKING THE DISMAL TRADE OF LIFE AS AN UNDERTAKER, MODERN TECHNIQUE OR EMBALMING, DEATH AND DYING, MOTORCYCLE DIARIES, ANYTHING PATRICIA CORNWELL, STEPHEN KING, CLOCKWORK ORANGE, COMMUNIST MANIFESTO, I ATTEMPTED TO READ THE BEGGINERS GUIDE TO MARXISM..BUT DAMN IT WAS NO BEGINNERS BOOK TOOO LAME, HORROR REFERENCE BOOKS, ANYTHING I CAN GET MY GRUBBY LITTLE HANDS ON ABOUT THE FUNERAL INDUSTRY AND MORTUARY SCIENCE

Heroes:

ANYONE WHO ISN'T STRUGGLING IN THIS COUNTRY WITHOUT BEING CORRUPT!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Blog

2 years out......and a day late

So, yesterday was actually my 2 year anniversary for my Gastric Bypass Surgery...and I totally forgot all about it until now! I just wanted to say that i'm really happy having made this decision, I wo...
Posted by Jewkey on Sat, 31 May 2008 08:41:00 PST

Marley Divine is FREEEEEEEE!!!

At 5pm today I will "officially" be a Mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!Marley Divine Gable will be coming home today to us!!!!!!!!She is 4pds11oz and 17" 1/8 long! All of her hearing and eye tests came back PERFECT an...
Posted by Jewkey on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:44:00 PST

Quick Update for now...more to come later..like..when im more awake!

Okay, so i’m home now..and as most of you know now...I had my baby girl Marley Divine!!She came tearing into this world on Tuesday March 12th at 7:22am She weighed 3pds 6oz..and was 15 1/2 inche...
Posted by Jewkey on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 12:38:00 PST

Bed Rest....UGH!!!

mmkay well, so SOME of you know kind of what happened this weekend, but for those who don't lemme give you the run-down. Friday, I went into my OBGYN to make sure I was okay to travel for the weekend...
Posted by Jewkey on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 09:25:00 PST

Update ..blogging is hard to remember to do

yummmm..I am eating Fruit Gushers and I am IN LOVE!!!so.....where to begin..hmm a novel by the Jew..kidding really.So as MOST of you know ( unless you live under a rock) I am pregnant, and there will ...
Posted by Jewkey on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 11:06:00 PST

Bondage

So Saturday we went out for my birthday ( which was on Monday)..because Mondays suck as far as partying goes...WELL we went to Ground Zero..and it was Bondage Night..well lemme tell you it was sooooo ...
Posted by Jewkey on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 10:37:00 PST

Because I love Him......

Okay, so this is my OFFICIAL.....sworn statement........I love Maxwell Gable to death....and I have asked him to quit smoking.(cigarettes)....a MILLION TIMES!!!!....since I have quit a year and a half...
Posted by Jewkey on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 10:05:00 PST

update.....sorry I don't blog often

OK.....so some of you know that i've been having some health issues lately...and I just kind of wanted to give people a run down of the events leading up to today..lol....for the ones who don't know.....
Posted by Jewkey on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 02:40:00 PST

Private Blogs

OK, so I just wanted to say that if you don't want people on the internet looking at private things you write on the internet..DUH DON"T PUT IT ON THE FUCKING INTERNET....man that shit reminds me of l...
Posted by Jewkey on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 03:34:00 PST

Old VS New

Ok, so I don't have a scanner...so these pics are NOT good quality..but they are a good EXAMPLE of what I looked like 5 months ago....ok so Look at these pics then go look at my profile pics and other...
Posted by Jewkey on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 09:25:00 PST