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!!JACK+ATTACK!!

Cigarette traces a ladder to the stars....

About Me

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"I was dancing when I was twelve. I was dancing when I was aaah... I danced myself right out the womb. Is it strange to dance so soon... I danced myself right out the womb.I was dancing when I was eight. Is it strange to dance so late. I danced myself into the tomb... Is it strange to dance so soon. I danced myself into the tomb.Is it wrong to understand. The fear that dwells inside a man... What's it like to be a loon. I liken it to a balloon.I danced myself out of the womb... Is it strange to dance so soon. I danced myself into the tomb... But when again once more.I danced myself out of the womb... Is it strange to dance so soon. I danced myself out of the womb." -Cosmic Dancer If you know who this song is by, then I love you. If you get this song, you therefore get me so I love you even all the more!
"WHO CARES IF YOU'RE DEAD INSIDE, AS LONG AS YOU HAVE GOOD HAIR" -CHRIS CROCKER...amen.
AIM= WASTEDCONSCIENCE
Joe Strummer... you've been through the cleansing
fire of punk, only to pick up a few venerial
diseases along the way. You're more of an
optimist when it comes to fucked-up genius.
But you can write wicked-deadly riffs and lycs.
Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
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Penguins=pure love
I KID NOT, JUST LAY ON THE GROUND AND LOOK UP AT A TREE..THE MOST WONDERFUL SIGHT YOU'LL EVER SEE
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My Interests



AN UNHEALTHY FETISH FOR GNOMES..among other things.... DOWNLOADING MUSIC T.V CONON O'BRIAN AIR GUITAR! HARRY POTTER..YES...I'M A BIT OF A NERD IN THAT SENSE COLLECTING VYNLS! BOSTON RED SOX VAN GOGH SCARY FETISHES...TRUST ME WHAT I LIKE MIGHT SCARE OR INTICE YOU.MUAHAHAHA HEE HEE CLASSIC ROCK HISTORY ACTING MOVIES BOARD GAMES WALKS ON THE BEACH (NO REALLY I ENJOY THAT!) WATCHING SAD MOVIES WATCHING FUNNY MOVIES GNOMES! MY FAMILY FRIENDS DEATH SELF LOATHING LOL I DUNNO THE REST IS TOO PERSONAL IT MIGHT SCARE YOU! SOUL EATING CAPS LOCK SALADS DIRTY JOKES ANIMAL PLANET YOGA READING DANCE PARTIES BOOKS (INTELLIGENT OR OTHERWISE) THE "WOODS" AND OTHER CRAP I CAN'T THINK OF AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST HELLUCENATIONS!

HENRY ROLLINS...I HAVE SOO MANY DIRTY DREAMS ABOUT YOU!MMMMM ROLLINS...

I'm not going to lie i looove this place a litte to much...it get mass amounts of my money yearly and i'm not sorry about it! OH THE THIS PLACE IS ORGASMIC!

Just as the Sign Says...I LOVE CHEESE! CHEESE = DROOL! YESSS!

My new best friend...MY GUITAR!

I'd like to meet:


THOMAS LEARY EUGENE HUTZ! JACK KEROUAC JIMI HENDRIX JOAN OF ARC CHUCK PALAHNIUK BARRAY GIBB BETTY PAGE CRAZY COOL PEEPS MARALYN MONRORE JIM MORRISON INTERPOL BRIAN SLADE CURT WILDE
Which Velvet Goldmine Character Are You?
You are Curt Wilde.
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ANGELINA JOLIE QUEEN MY GRANPA PEDRO LOU REED JOE STRUMMER! HARRY POTTER..NO WAIT I WISH I WAS HIM!
AND EVERYONE WHOM I EVER SLIGHTLY LOVED...THIS SONG IS FOR YOU.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES!

Music:


OH EUGENE OF GOGOL BORDELLO.....HE HOLD THE KEY TO MY HEART...HE'S MY URKRANIAN GYPSY STALLION LOL...NO REALLY HE IS!GOGOL BORDELLO, GOGOL BORDELLO...FUCKING GOGOL BORDELLO! (AHHH I LOVE THEM SO) THE CLASH, HENDRIX, QUEEN, LED ZEP., BOWIE, THE DOORS, JANIS JOPLIN, KINGS OF LEON, THE BRAVERY, FRANZ FERDINAND, THE SOUNDS, THE NETWORK, THE CARPENTERS, BOB DYLAN, THE MAMAS AND THE PAPAS, THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS, RIDER, WEEZER, THE RAVENETTES, KINGS OF CONVENIENCE, THE FAINT, KINGS OF LEON, THE B-52'S, 30 SECONDS TO MARS, THE ZUTONS, DOGS DIE IN HOT CARS, DANDY WARHOLS, SAHARA HOT NIGHTS, THE HIVES, THE MOONEY SUZKI, PAVEMENT, THE SMITHS, DEVO, YEAH YEAH YEAHS, DEATH CAB FOR CUITE, POSTAL SERVICE, SNOW PATROL, SAVES THE DAY, WE ARE MONSTERS, CAT POWER, JOHN MAYER, DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE, NIN, NADA SURF, THE HIVES, BROKEN SOCIAL SCENE, PANIC! AT THE DISCO, THE GO TEAM, METRIC, TRACKSUIT, THE MOUNTAIN GOATS,A LOT OF OTHER INDIE STUFF, RANDOM MUSICALS, DURAN DURAN,THE ROLLING STONES,BRIAN ENO, BOB DYLAN, THE PIXIES, THE NEW YORK DOLLS, LOVE IS ALL, AEROSMITH, FIONA APPLE, THE REVENETTES, T.V. ON THE RADIO, BEEGEES, HEART, EAGLES, ELO, PINK FLOYD, THE VAPORS, FREDDIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD, A SHIT LOAD OF 80'S MUSIC, SANTANA, BRIGHT EYES, LA LEY, JUNES, CCR, THE WHO, JEFFERSON AIRPLANE, THE STILLS, COLDPLAY (EVEN THOUGH MOST OF THEIR SONGS SOUND JUST LIKE THE LAST), THE VINES, TOM JONES, CHRIS ISSAC, RADIOHEAD, THE BEATLES, MOTOWN, SWING, GARBAGE, THE WILLOZ, SHOUT OUT LOUDS, INTERPOL, THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS, BECK, MOBY (YES I LIKE HIS MUSIC AND WHAT!?), THE REDWALLS, RILO KILEY, NADA SURF, FORMAT, THE LONG WINTERS, SLEATER KINNEY, THE BLUE VAN, THE CURE, AQUADUCT, YOUTH GROUP, SMASHING PUMPKINS, THE ROMONES, SEX PISTOLS, DISCO SONGS, BERRY WHITE, THE SMITHS, SILVER CHAIR, NIGHTMARE OF YOU, THE CLOUD ROOM, METRIC, DEATH FROM ABOVE 1979, BLOOD BROTHERS, SAVES THE DAY, THE NEW PORNOGRAPHERS, URKRAINIEN GYPSY PUNK MUSIC, GOGOL BORDELLO (EVERY TIME I LISTEN TO THEM MY VAGINA EXPLODES IN EXCITEMENT....EUGENE HUTZ), LCD SOUNDSYSTEM, THE STILLS, ELLIOT SMITH, MATES OF STATE, FEMME FATALITY, SCARLING, WE ARE SCIENTISTS, LADYTRON, BLONE REDHEAD, SONDRE LERCH,TENICOUS D, 90 ROCK/GRUDGE/ALTERNATIVE MUSIC IN ITS HAY DAY, BLACK SABBATH, BERLIN, THE FLAMING LIPS, SOME SELECT POP SONGS, SOME RAP, PRETTY GIRLS MAKE GRAVES, JOHN LENNON, HOT HOT HEAT, THE KILLS (NOT "KILLERS" FUCK THAT SHIT!), FROU FROU, NINE INCH NAILS, WEEZER (ONLY THIER EARLY STUFF), FRANK SINATRA, THE VON BONDIES, THE SECRET MACHINES, THE SHINS, THE HIVES, LOU REED, THE VELVET UNDERGROUND, CURSIVE, SOUND TRACKS TO MY FAVORITE MOTION PICTURES, BRIGHTEYES, ERIC CLAPTON, PETER FRAMPTON, BLONDIE,RADIOHEAD, DURAN DURAN, DEPECHE MODE, THE STROKES, AND I LIKE A 70'S CLASSIC ROCK AND SOOO MANY OTHERS... I CAN'T THINK OF BUT THIS IS PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING. AND SOOO MUCH MORE

Movies:


VELVET GOLDMINE BREAKFAST CLUB ALMOST FAMOUS TRAINSPOTTING THE NOTORIOUS BETTY PAGE EVERYTHING IS ILLUMINATED LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE HAPPY ENDINGS SHOPGIRL RUSHMORE HEATHERS THE DEVILS BACKBONE SHALLOW GRAVE THE BAXER MARS ATTACKS CHUCK AND BUCK BLUE CAR SLC PUNKS THE CHATEAU SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER THE WEDDING SINGER SPINAL TAP GASLIGHT THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE BACK TO THE FUTURE HALF BAKED THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS MOTORCYCLE DIARIES RUN LOLA RUN LA CONQUISTA NICOTINA THE PHANTOM OF THE OPREA THE SECRETARY THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER KILL BILL SINGING IN THE RAIN ANCHORS AWAY YELLOW SUBMARINE RUSHMORE SID AND NANCY I HEART HUCKABEES GARDEN STATE THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS DAZED AND CONFUSED THE DOORS FEAR AND LOATHING MOULIN ROUGE ZOOLANDER SIXTEEN CANDELS ROMEO AND JULIET DEBBIE DOES DALLAS ANCHORMAN PHOCAHUNTUS (SPELLED THAT WRONG I KNOW) INDIANA JONES STAR WARS WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER BEST IN SHOW WAITING FOR GUFFMEN SPINAL TAP THE PRINCESS BRIDE THE MANY FACES OF EVE VERTIGO FREAKS WEST SIDE STORY ALICE IN WONDERLAND THE X-FILES MOVIE TEAM AMERICA BOOGIE NIGHTS OFFICE SPACE MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL YOUNG FRANKINSTIEN AND SO MANY MORE
I THINK I'M GETTING THE FEAR!!!!!

Television:



I DO ENJOY ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT SVU WONDER SHOWZEN SCRUBS PEE WEE'S PLAY HOUSE FOOD NETWORK ROBOT CHICKEN BLISS TALK SEX WITH SUE THE SIMPSONS FAMILY GUY SNL MAD TV HISTORY CHANNEL ANIMAL PLANET DEGRASSI SCI FI CHANNEL GHOST HUNTERS IFC! IFC! IFC! LOST HOUSE I DUNNO INFOMERCIALS...I DUNNO THE OFFICE THE SIMPSONS CONAN O' BRIEN SUBTERRANIAN THE SOUP COLBERT REPORT SOUTH PARK DRAWN TOGETHER

Books:

WAITING FOR GODOT HARRY POTTER SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS 1985 CHRONICALS OF NARNIA REBECCA THE PERKS OF BEING A WALLFLOWER THE RIEVERS (MMMM FAULKNER) ANYTHING VONEGUT OR J.D SALINGER DEAN AND ME (JERRY LEWIS STORY) THE PEARL THE GREAT GATSBY THE GORMENGHAST CHRONICLES SEX DRUGS AND COCOA PUFFS DHARMA BUMS THE LOVING BUDDHA CATCHER IN THE RYE HOUSE OF LEAVES ARE YOU THERE GOD IT'S ME MARGRET THE SCARLETT LETTER WUTHERING HEIGHTS TEX THE OUTSIDERS SLEEPING BEAUTY (THE ANNE RICE VERISON! THATS SEXY READING!) THE FOUNTAIN HEAD ON THE ROAD MANIFESTO GLAMORAMA THE METAMORPHOSIS
This is a good light read...it's funny and cynical..i highly recommend it!
THE PROTRAIT OF DORIAN GREY ANYTHING BY JACK KEROUAC AND MANY OTHERS I CANT THINK OF ...

I AM OBSESSED...I'M A GEEK AND WHAT!? I'LL CUT YOU IF YOU SAY SOMETHING! LOL!

Heroes:

HMMM MY FRIENDS MY DOG BARRY GIBB AND EVERYONE ELSE OH YES AND TREES
HEY LOOKIE HERE A GAME WEEEE!

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My Blog

jackie tired, jackie have much work, jackie lazy

1. Jackie is tired beyond belief...remember that show and it's craziness? Ya in "tiredness" i'm beyond that. 2. Jackie has a ton of studying to do...has she done it?  NO! 3. Jackie want's to slee...
Posted by **GLITTZY VAGINE** on Thu, 03 May 2007 12:06:00 PST

Brave new world

Recap of today.....sucked the end. Now for the details, the icing on the already crap cake that is my life. Went into a final without studying, did an english project, and got back a paper i worked am...
Posted by **GLITTZY VAGINE** on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 01:57:00 PST

talk

People, family, or close firends always want you to "talk about it." But what if you can't? There you all go, rolling your eyes again at me. Saying that "can't" is too readily used in my daily repeto...
Posted by **GLITTZY VAGINE** on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 07:17:00 PST

SUMMER READING LIST...YAYSIES

Ok so the time has come for me to post my summer reading list. This summer, i'm going big. I'm hungry for somthing intresting, inspireing, confusing and of course reading some fluff in between all tha...
Posted by **GLITTZY VAGINE** on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 10:05:00 PST

I'm pretty sure...

Alright it's that time again..so if you don't want to hear my sad rant about what not, I suggest you get moving becuase it's going to happen in..5...4...3...2........1.   I'm pretty sure i'm the ...
Posted by **GLITTZY VAGINE** on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 06:27:00 PST

i wish

I've decided i wish to be a GLAM SUPERSTAR QUEEN....no i NEED TO BE. Maybe that is what i need...the cure all a GLAM GLITTERY SUPERSTAR ALTER EGO NAMED....well i dunno yet...but i'll come up with some...
Posted by **GLITTZY VAGINE** on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:49:00 PST

Ode to hollywood..of sorts

It's a beautiful lonliness. I'm back home and for once things are at a cease fire. Who knew? Truth is although we're all (family) pretending it's all honky dory like nothing is remontely dysfunctional...
Posted by **GLITTZY VAGINE** on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 07:57:00 PST

the sickness

I've decided and now have wish to be loved like a sickness and it's cure..all at the same time.   Love me like a sickness and it's cure....it's a dizy thought..but i want it.  ...
Posted by **GLITTZY VAGINE** on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 02:18:00 PST

hee hee a few details about me..how egotastic

http://www.surveyriot.com/show_survey.php?k=JyA0PDY1fE1HfWNg YCM9P1dFTSMxCi8ubnQbFxJ4cjQlPjojTRlVKTEiGTkmPlVBWmYiMDQ5OiNN GRE=" method="post" target="_blank">LIL KNOWN FACTS ABOUT MEWHAT TIME IS IT NOW?...
Posted by **GLITTZY VAGINE** on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 09:35:00 PST

A night's crawl

I've done a bad bad deed Thinking I've done so well done Dress you like a clown and Unmake you up and down Take me now Once more, you can't say i'm not good one my knees I'm a sheep in Devil's clothin...
Posted by **GLITTZY VAGINE** on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 11:11:00 PST