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skittles

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About Me


Lucy: "Andrea is a flamboyant yay lovin' vicious gnome lover with homicidal tendencies dating back from her early days of beating matthew, thus making him 'pinata boy'."
Cat: "Andy enjoys fishnet stockings and smoking things."
Amaya: "...up for a good time at a dollar 25 for each hour."
Danielle: "...a fellow lover of bad health and my companion in getting fucked up."
Anita: "...an interesting person who likes to laugh and have fun even though she might not remember it the next morning."
Colleen: "andy is my fantastically addicted, mentally afflicted, artisticly gifted nomad gonzo roommate."
Rebe: "andrea is one of those people you can call up at 12 in the morning and she'll entertain you with talks of goldfish in cereal bowls. she's grand."
Pam: "in ten years, i see andy living in an apartment with no furniture or utensils, only a pile of expensive name brand clothes on the floor to substitute for a bed and empty chinese take out boxes in an otherwise empty kitchen."
Karen: "andy, my crackheaded lesbian lover, MY BITCH! hahaha i fuckin love you ALWAYS and Forever!"
Myra: "it's fun to sing about stds with her to the tune of the oscar meyer weiner song. she is my other half, my opposite, my complement. the circle to my square. we are idiots."
Nickie "Don't ask Andy for directions but if you wanna trick out that old large shirt sitting in the back of your closet she's the one to ask, Andy is generous with her goodies and loves to party!"
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Andrea --
[noun]:
A hard-core grave robber
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Quiz Galaxy Predicts that Andrea's Last Words Will Be...
"I shouldn't have eaten that cow dung"
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My Interests

pirates, art, sex, ninjas, motorcycles, movies, music, traveling, writing, reading, kissing, sleeping, candy, stickers, and dragons.

NINJA POWER!

Hooray fetus!

I'd like to meet:


A friendly ghost :-)

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Andrea wrote the worlds greatest love story.
... afterward, Andrea asked out a chair then made sweet, sweet love to it.
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Music:

the faint, jefferson airplane, blonde redhead, grateful dead, motley crue, bright Eyes, interpol, franz ferdinand, the stills, the cure, billy idol, the doors, the police, ramones, sex pistols, the clash, the smiths, the beatles, the raveonettes, cake, the sounds, cat power, secret machines, dandy warhols, david bowie, ozma, yeah yeah yeahs, eagles, softcore, 30 seconds to mars, fischerspooner, the B-52's, the dresden dolls, black rebel motorcycle club, bob dylan, weezer, decemberists, elliot smith, flaming lips, johnny cash, frank sinatra, hendrix, the killers, the libertines, placebo, satriani, incubus, the strokes, steely dan, pink floyd, they might be giants, mogwai, nirvana, black sabbath (love ozzy!), phish, nina simone, velvet underground, zeppelin, von bondies, mamas & the papas, marilyn manson, greenday, bob marley, the bravery, brewer & shipley, rolling stones, the byrds, brian setzer, the carpenters, allman brothers, guns n' roses, mazzy star, tegan and sara, arctic monkeys, radiohead, regina spektor, iggy pop, ladytron, imogen heap, peaches, prince, yardbirds, blondie, she wants revenge, the shins,, damien rice, the cardigans, garbage, janis joplin, tenacious d, madonna, beck, kylie minogue, and tons more good and bad music that I can't think of now. I like weird shit.

Movies:

Moulin Rouge, Kill Bill, Princess Bride, Edward Scissorhands, Amelie, Hedwig, Cruel Intentions, Donnie Darko, Requiem for a Dream, It, Igby Goes Down. Run Lola Run, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Nightmare Before Christmas, Wizard of Oz, the original Willy Wonka, Wuthering Heights, Ghost, Trainspotting, Velvet Goldmine, Blow, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Doors, anything with Cary Grant, Scarface!!!, The Godfather, Almost Famous, Quadrophenia, Dazed and Confused, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Five Easy Pieces, Beetlejuice, Blue Velvet, Eraserhead, most of Woody Allen's work, old silent films, Buster Keaton in anything, strange 70s shit, Performance, porn, predictable chick flicks, stupid teen movies, SPUN!, and most of all: anything that involves a lot of stupid people dying :-)

Television:

discovery channel

Books:

Jude the Obscure, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hell's Angels, On the Road, Flowers of Evil, Nausea, The Stranger, Crime and Punishment, Great Gatsby, Princess Bride!!!, Wuthering Heights, Trainspotting, Count of Monte Cristo, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay, Hundred Years of Solitude, Catcher in the Rye, Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys, and oh yea, boyfriend got me into harry potter not long ago too...haha.

Heroes:

the fat raccoon that lives in my avocado tree

My Blog

insomnia, motherfuckers.

no sleep in so long.  i'm so tired. but i can't sleep. brain feels dead. uh oh. wake up, brain! i'm at work. all my shit's getting done. so hurrah.  gahh i need a cigarette. i realized caffe...
Posted by skittles on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:59:00 PST

the accident

First of all, I'm totally fine, people!! lol! Like, ok, I was out shoppin at Tower and when I'm ready to head home, my fuckin break, like, locked or something cuz dude I couldnt stop the Duke. Ran th...
Posted by skittles on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 09:42:00 PST

nervous breakdown

i need to re-prioritize my life. it's like everything's turning to shit cuz I've lost my handle on the things that really matter. From now on I gotta refocus on work, my art, and being fuckin happy,...
Posted by skittles on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 02:19:00 PST

lint lint everywhere

seriously. there's fuckin LINT everywhere! lol i dunno what else to say. this lint is just really bothering me. it's like fuzzy lint from velvet. ack!
Posted by skittles on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 11:44:00 PST

i actually went to class today. weird.

In a Past Life...You Were: A Gentle Belly Dancer.Where You Lived: Russia.How You Died: Consumption.Who Were You In a Past Life?...
Posted by skittles on Mon, 15 May 2006 11:47:00 PST

time travel, peanut butter, and a rabid weasel...

I may be slightly (totally) insane, but I swear this all happened (in my dream)...I can't even explain it all 'cuz it's so goddamn complex...and ok, it wasn't so much a weasel as it was a mongoose (bu...
Posted by skittles on Fri, 05 May 2006 10:08:00 PST

The Duke

im a crazy motherfucker...bought a kawasaki ninja sport bike today...i dunno how/why it happened, but I love it...named him Raoul Duke. hahaha The Duke is fuckin kickass. Now i just need a license....
Posted by skittles on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 10:49:00 PST

le blog

i remembered i actually have a blog outside of myspace. here ya go: LE BLOG
Posted by skittles on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 05:07:00 PST

i need a new brain.

Le sigh. I hate homework. Maybe I should just quit school and go live in an isolated cave with a pet monkey and my typewriter for company. That'd be so bitchin, man. :-D
Posted by skittles on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 05:16:00 PST

i'm stupid, and my pants are falling off.

Overall I guess I've had a nice week...partied with friends, smoked with some awesome europeans, lost tons of weight from the snow i stuck up my nose...but I also almost ended up going to jail for a f...
Posted by skittles on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST