FIRST THING'S FIRST! WE'RE BROKE UP!!!!!!!!! The ASS PUPPETS are no more. 2 of them quit and the other 3 formed a new band called Cast Down The Plague. Enjoy the Ass Puppets music that's hosted here and what ever else. And PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! Stop asking us to make a comeback and play shows! Ha ha ha... It's just not gonna happen.
Check out what 3 of the former Ass Puppets are doing in their New Project called "CAST DOWN THE PLAGUE"..
http://www.myspace.com/castdowntheplague
Ever wanted Boogerpie (Larry "Bone") to put his greasy hands all over your body?? Now it's possible!! Go check out some of his tattoo work here. If ya like it, why don't you drop him a line and set it up?! (Just not via MySpace).
www.myspace.com/his_highness_larry_bone
WWW.HAUNTEDPANCAKES.COM
www.marveltattoo.com
In a world where destruction and torment is rampant on every street corner, Heavy Metal rules with an iron fist. Or in this case, an iron dildo.
The Ass Puppets were an extreme comedy-metal band that pushed the envelope of heavy and technical music that most world famous acts hold their titles for... but instead of containing subject matter of world downfall, politics, pride in fighting for what you believe in, and other topics that just seem to run on forever, they choose to sing about crapping themselves, having sex with ugly and obscurely shaped women, Satan crapping himself, and well... shit.
The Ass Puppets used to wear costumes to add more humor and extremity to what they did... they weren't trying to be another Slipnot, Gwar, Mushroomhead, or whoever the hell wears garbage like this nowadays. They have great respect for these bands and all metal bands so to speak, it's just what they wanted to do. So if ya don't like it, good. All the more interesting.
What did The Ass Puppets have as goals? What did this band accomplish? Who cares. They did it to have fun. They might become world famous and rich. They might not, and probably won't....and didn't! HA. But they all had one thing in common, they had fun every time they played a show, rehearsed, got dressed up, or even TALKED about the band. In the end, that's what it's all about.
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