I NOTICE WITH INTEREST HOW OTHER DJ'S BLURBS ARE ABOUT HOW FANTASTIC THEY ARE, PLAYING HERE AND THERE AND HOW THEY PIONEERED THIS AND INVENTED TAMBOURINE ELECTRO JAZZ MUSIC AND WHERE DJING IN THERE MOTHERS WOMB AND HAD RELEASED THERE FIRST TRACK "EMBRYO BREAKS" BEFORE BIRTH.... JESUS. FOR THE RECORD ME AND SMIGGY ARE COCKHEADS. YES WE REALLY HAVE BEEN DJING FOR ABOUT 15 YEARS...HARDCORE WAS THE BIRTH,BUT EVERY NIGHTCLUB WE HAVE PLAYED AT HAS EITHER BEEN DESTROYED (WHISPERS) OR HAD THE DANCE FLOOR CUT OUT (UPSTAIRS THE CRY) BECAUSE WE WHERE SO CRAP, WE SET THE SPEAKERS ON FIRE (AGAIN WHISPERS) AND PLAYED HARDCORE TECHNO TWO A HUNDRED 9 YEAR OLDS IN ASKAM ONCE BECAUSE SOMEONE PLAYED A TRICK ON US. WE HAVE STARTED MAKING SOME MUSIC BUT I WOULD ONLY EVER PLAY IT TO ANYONE BUT MY MISSUS UNTIL IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN THE PRODIGY..FOR THE RECORD SHE SAYS MY CURRENT TRACK WAS AND I QUOTE "THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD, I WOULDNT EVEN SPIT ON THE DANCE FLOOR IF THAT CAME ON" SO PLENTY TO WORK ON. WE DO VJ AND WE WILL ALWAYS BE THE BEST AT THAT BECAUSE WE BUM THE INTERNET.WE JOINED FORCES WITH PETE WILSON FOR SOME GIGS RECENTLY AND WE LIKE HIS FACE AND CLOTHES AND HIS MUSIC IS PRETTY SWEET AS WELL. IT SOUNDS LIKE A SHOTGUN GOING OFF INSIDE A KETTLE WITH A HAMSTER PLAYING A XYLOPHONE CLOSE BY...NICE.MAL AND SMYTHE
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