THE ONE AND ONLY PITTER P [G.L.muthafuggin C.] profile picture

THE ONE AND ONLY PITTER P [G.L.muthafuggin C.]

i'm mighty tighty whitey and i'm smuggling plums

About Me

im just a kid from the heights doin what i like, and what i like is chompin on a klondike, sittin on you tube watchin a blonde dyke, and electronically exagerating the exquisite energy that flows outta my damn mic, yup thats right

My Interests

writin....drawin...and shit

I'd like to meet:

anyone whos chill....like me...or anyone whos buyin me drinks!!!

Music:

REGGAE!!!,HXC!!!!,old school punk(misfits,dead kennedys,rancid,that kinda poo),ol skool metal,some bree bree orr orr shit,old school rap,anything from the 90's,some 80's,some disco,techno,old school country(johnny cash,willie nelson,conway twitty)morrise day and the mother fuckin time!!!(oh-we-oh-we-oh),grateful dead,led zep,the doors,the golden oldies(mo-town shit),sinatra,some of this new age pussy emo poo(i know i said it's pussy kind of poo but some of it's alright), there's really just too much to list...MUSIC=LIFE

Movies:

ol skool kung fu flix,anything by quentin terrenteno???,movies that make no sense,porn,movies that like...have actors....and like...actresses...that i like...like and stuff

Television:

anything with nudity

Books:

mainly the ones with fabio on the cover

Heroes:

banksy,hef,cheech,chong,johnny cash,martin luther king jr,elvis,tom morello,my mom,your mom,superman,batman,charles manson,the one and only bob,les claypool,lennon,mccartney,harrison,starr,k-fed,jenna jameson,larry flint,chuck taylor,george jung,al pacino,tim burton,,columbians,capone,people at methdone clinics,that wierd lookin dude that played banjo in Deliverance,hunter s thompson,jimmy page,dolly parton's boobs,and last but not least any one that has ever gotten to touch dolly parton's boobs...i like boobies

My Blog

if i dont call

if i dont call its not that i dont care its because im too scared if i dont speak its not that i have nothing to say its that im trying to think of a perfect way...
Posted by THE ONE AND ONLY PITTER P [G.L.muthafuggin C.] on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 02:11:00 PST

STAY DISTANT

run away young soul, you shouldnt be hear climb up out of this hole, and never come so near you should have kept your first place, where you didnt need this love for now that youve had your first tast...
Posted by THE ONE AND ONLY PITTER P [G.L.muthafuggin C.] on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 07:38:00 PST

for john

when this warriors life has ended, in a way noone intendedits time for us to see, that his soul is finally free
Posted by THE ONE AND ONLY PITTER P [G.L.muthafuggin C.] on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 05:29:00 PST

one for the girlies!!!!

with eyes as nice and bright as yours more welcoming than the widest doors i'm found lost in this beauty that surrounds me loving this lust, gaining your trust but yet afraid to make a move compensati...
Posted by THE ONE AND ONLY PITTER P [G.L.muthafuggin C.] on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:04:00 PST

i love you!

NO!!! u never did, u treated me as a kid... locked away, making me stay, so u could go out to cheat another day... i held the higher ground, fighting another round, wanting you to admit it, giving int...
Posted by THE ONE AND ONLY PITTER P [G.L.muthafuggin C.] on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 01:29:00 PST

if i had an afro

if i had an afro... i'd pick it in the morning... i'd pick it in the evening... i might even pick it at supper time... i'd hide things in it like maybe a midget... or even some crackers and wine... i ...
Posted by THE ONE AND ONLY PITTER P [G.L.muthafuggin C.] on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 01:23:00 PST

GO!

i know you won't stay and you won't be mine... you got your own life to live... i know what you say, i'm out of my mind.... but the truth is all i can give... somewhere in this bottle of this cheap wi...
Posted by THE ONE AND ONLY PITTER P [G.L.muthafuggin C.] on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 01:16:00 PST

you don't need pirates to find these treasures

i have found you, but i've lost myself... if you think that it's all in my head then i guess i'll never find help... i have found the truth is that everyone's lying... all the things that make me happ...
Posted by THE ONE AND ONLY PITTER P [G.L.muthafuggin C.] on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 01:07:00 PST

NOPE

i'll do it for my country, when my country needs me to do it cuz if it's me you really want to have,  to really get my ass, you'll need to reinstate the draft, no political prisoner am i, i'm no...
Posted by THE ONE AND ONLY PITTER P [G.L.muthafuggin C.] on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:46:00 PST

triumph

look at life in a new dimension... is happiness actually beyond mention? evaluate your freedom and experiment with your mind, if you jump the line, than it's time to shine... eventually you won't reme...
Posted by THE ONE AND ONLY PITTER P [G.L.muthafuggin C.] on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:40:00 PST