Witchcraft, spiritualism, reading, computer, socialising, drinking, having fun, cinema, going out. anything really. :D:D:D
You Are 64% Abnormal
You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.
You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at high risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is very likely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.
How Abnormal Are You?
Anyone up for a laugh really! :DHere's A Few Chav Jokes!!! HaHa!!! :DQ. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
A. Society.
Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
A. Granny.
Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
A. Innit.
Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
A. Sorted.
Q. What do you call a chav in a suit
A. "Will the defendant please rise"
Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.
Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try not to
hit him?
A. It might be your bike.
Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
A. What you looking at.
Q. Why are chavs like slinkey's?
A. Thay have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs.
Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
A. The policeman!
Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?
A. Paint 3 stripes on it.
Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
A. A start.
Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out?
A. Up the ar*e.
Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame?
A. Because a nova has 4 seats.
Q. What do you call a chav with 9 gcse's?
A. A liar.
MUSIC!!! AARRGGHH!!! My LOVE!!!Evanescence...obviously, My Chemical Romance, Joni Mitchell, Sarah McLachlan, Diana Krall, Pink, Marilyn Manson, Will Young, Yellowcard, Greenday! Owt really, as long as its good!!! :D:D:D
X-Men 1,2,3 - AMAZING!
Monster-In-Law (as below) hehehe!!!
Your Superpower Should Be Manipulating Fire
You are intense, internally driven, and passionate.
Your emotions are unpredictable - and they often get the better of you.
Both radiant and terrifying, people are drawn to you.
At your most powerful, you feel like the world belongs to you.
Why you would be a good superhero: You are obsessive enough to give it your all
Your biggest problem as a superhero: Your moodiness would make it difficult to control your powers
What Should Your Superpower Be?
You Are
An Evil Pumpkin Face
You would make a good pumpkin bomb.
What's Your Pumpkin Face?
Charmed, Smallville (Defo), Lost...:S errm...:S:P
Your Pickup Line Is
I love every bone in your body, especially mine.
The Magical Pick Up Line Generator
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You Are 77% Vain
You're a little vain, but you also work hard for your good looks.
Just remember, everyone knows you are a total hottie. You don't have to remind them.
How Vain Are You?
My Story, David Peltzer
Don't Say Goodbye, Alison Dubois
Wicca Series, Cate Tiernan
Mia's Gift & My Story, Mia Dolan
The Da Vinci Code, Dan Brown
Forget Me Not, Mandasue Heller
...I could go on..
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You're Totally Sarcastic
You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad.
How Sarcastic Are You?
This is soooo sad!!! lol! Mystique, Wolverine, Storm, Rogue, Cyclops, Jean Grey, Superman, Spiderman etc etc etc
Oh and obviously my mum! :$
Which X-Men Character are you most like?
Logan
You are a powerhouse of strength and energy. Your inner desires can sometimes overwhelm you, and self-control can sometimes be non-existent. Learn to take control of yourself and you will take control of your situation.