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Ryan

what the hell's a headline?

About Me

i'm the type of person who is going to change his myspace profile soon.

My Interests

staying alive, eating, chicks that match the description on the right, hitting buttons with my fingers

I'd like to meet:

I prefer asian girls, preferrably 6'3''-6'4'', but it's okay if she's taller. she must have big heaving breasts and a booty bigger than j-lo (j-lo herself, not j-lo's booty). her waist should be about half the size of her bust, but not weigh much more than 100 lbs. she should be a raging alcoholic and smoke at least 3 packs a day. her burps should only be rivaled by her farts, and she should perform both in public very often. she WILL give me hot lovin anytime i desire. she will do dishes, laundry, and vacuum daily or twice a day. she will birth 5 children each exactly 1 yr 3 mo apart in the order of boy, girl, boy, boy, girl. anyone who fits this description WILL message me. YES. YOU WILL.

Music:

free from torrent and limewire

Books:

don't EVER ask me that question EVER AGAIN.

Heroes:

season 1 ended with peter flying away with nathan and hiro ending up in the feudal era japan.