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Rich

Serious Rich. Seriously.

About Me

Well, lately it seems like I'm best known as serious Rich. It seems my complete and utter lack of a sense of humor has something to do with that.

I work as a management consultant with a Chicago-based management consulting firm. The position returns me to expediting and facilitating negotiations in corporate mergers, acquisitions, and divestitures. In addition, it enables me to acquire an ownership interest provided certain contractual conditions are achieved.

I'm the father and custodial parent of two amazing and wonderful kids age 15 and 12. I promised them I wouldn't have an active social life of my own until they were old enough to have their own.

What else can I tell you that isn't anywhere else in the profile? I'm divorced. I got the kids and she got what was left of my trust fund as well as the house and cars and bank accounts. So I got the better part of the deal.

I know this is elsewhere, but it bears repeating. I have the most awesome friends I could possibly imagine, and I hope I am worthy of their friendship.


One last thing - about comments. I like to be able to show my children my page. I normally will delete comments that contain imagery that I consider to be suggestive or exploitive. Beyond that, because customers, clients, and vendors conduct more research than ever on the people they work with, using sites like zoominfo.com , spock.com , Wink and zabasearch.com , I would like to maintain a good professional reputation. Controlling the information there is floating around about you is a wise thing to do, but you have to know that it is there in order to monitor it.

My Interests


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My kids.
And I've been known to play competitive paintball. Some baseball and softball, but mainly for recreation.
The Top 40 ranked platoon Game Teams as of October 10, 2007

1. Golden Cougars
2. Silver Sentinels
3. Killer Rabbits
4. Purple Gougers
5. Paint Pox
6. Dusty Riders
7. Splattitude
8. The Resistance
9. Kelly's Gyros
10. Apocalypse
11. Mighty Thugs
12. Skullduggery
13. Legends in our Minds
14. U R Scared
15. Straight Shooters
16. Sinister Ministers
17. Fellowship of the Paint
18. Carnage in Camouflage
19. Phantom Phighters
20. Mad Mustangs
21. Cleverly Named
22. Arctic Knights
23. Harbor Hooligans
24. Teflon Coated
25. Marauder Academy
26. Bad Reputation
27. Splatternauts
28. Soldiers of Splat
29. Green Centurions
30. Master Blasters
31. Woodland Warriors
32. Free Hugs
33. River Runners
34. Evil Incarnate
35. Justice Delivered
36. Kings of Conquest
37. Sasquatch Lives
38. Dawgs of War
39. The Forty
40. Viva Victory

I'd like to meet:

I wouldn't mind making a few new friends. I'm not looking to date or get into serious relationships right now. My kids come first with me. I stand by my promises and especially my promises to them. But interacting with grownups outside of a work situation is something that does interest me.

Music:

    Mr. Magoo (Janis Joplin style - Click to PlayI Used To Rock And Roll All Night (Kiss) - Click to PlayCats In The Kettle - Click to PlayDirty Deeds Done With Sheep - Click to PlayDowntown - Click to PlayHello I Love You - Click to Play

Movies:

I am bound by family obligation to say that I favor the low budget independent films in which my sister has appeared. Among these are:

    Deanimator Undead Arising Undead Arisen The Zombie Protocols Mystery of the Undead Dead Witch Walking Every Witch Way But Dead Salem's Redemption Witch Way To The Front

Television:

    The infamous Ford Ka cat commercial - Click to PlayThe infamous Ford Sportka commercial - Click to Play

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Books:

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Heroes:


My little sister Rachel. She never surrenders.
I am blessed with the most awesome friends imaginable. You know who you are.