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glitter-graphics.comHi! I'm Amy, 31, living in Illinois. People don't often believe I'm 31. Unless I'm having a bad day, I don't worry about my age. >:) It doesn't rule my daily life or influence my choices. I am who I am- take it or leave it. I'm one of the most loyal people you'll ever meet. I'll always stick by friends and family I love/care about- and if you do them (or me) wrong, you'll learn quickly why that wasn't a bright idea.
glitter-graphics.com* A few things to accomplish in the future: own a home, swim with the dolphins, learn to draw/sketch something besides stick figures, and publish some of my writing.* I have an offbeat sense of humor that runs the gamut from obscure to raunchy. I can get a laugh out of almost anyone.* I'll try almost anything once- twice if I think I like it.* I love cooking and baking- wish I had more time for both.* I just started playing Guitar Hero- that game is the meth of the video game world. :)
glitter-graphics.com* I do my own nails on a regular basis- something I'm rather proud of instead of having to rely on a salon to get the job done. To those who have said I should grow up and stop using colored polish (i.e., anything outside of the traditional pinks/reds)- fuck you and fuck off; they're my nails and therefore my choice, not yours. :)
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm always up for meeting new friends. Doing that isn't easy when I sit on my ass all day answering the phone for work. I do try to get out in my free time away from work; it's nice to be around people with common (and not so common) interests instead of yakking on the phone all the time with strangers. (I do like my job, but it's not the same as being face-to-face with people every day. If you want to see just how true customer-service horror/idiot stories are, check out my work bits blogs- only available to my preferred list.) :)
glitter-graphics.comI've been trying to network more and meet new people through here. You never know when those contacts will come in handy. If all else fails, I'll learn a thing or two and make a few new friends. I'm the one who has stayed up late talking to people after they break up with someone, and I've stayed up even later just shooting the breeze with friends and having a good time.
glitter-graphics.comThere's very little that people can say and do to truly shock me. (7 years of EMS, almost 5 years of bartending, and general life experience have given me a thick skin and sky-high tolerance for bullshit.) >:) Give a holler if you want to chat sometime.
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glitter-graphics.comOn the romantic side of things.... I'm faithful (never cheated on a past boyfriend), honest to a fault, and trusting. It's easy to earn and hard as hell to get back once broken. I enjoy physical contact with the one I'm with but know how to reign that in as needed (and if I can't- lord help both of us). >:) If you don't enjoy laughter and good times with friends, you probably won't mesh with me.
glitter-graphics.comAssorted celebrities and politicians I'd like to meet: Criss Angel, Oprah, most chefs/foodies from the Food Network, the cast of Supernatural, Reese Witherspoon, Dog The Bounty Hunter and his family, former President Clinton (*waits for the jokes to roll in*), President Barack Obama, Barry Eisler, Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia, Bill Engvall, and more.
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My Blog

To have kids or not have kids...

I went out on a date a few weeks ago with a guy who had 2 kids from a previous relationship. After I told him I didnt have any yet, he asked why. My response: Not precisely my choice. I havent ...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Mar 2009 18:32:00 GMT

Awwwwwwwww moment for today :)

I go to ONTD (ontd.livejournal.com) sometimes to read up on user-posted celebrity stuff. Their saying is "The celebrities are disposable. The content is priceless." I laugh my ass off at some of th...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 11:48:00 GMT

About the Ta-tas

As you can tell from my default pic, I'm (naturally) well-endowed. Contrary to rampant rumors in junior high, I never had a need to stuff my bra. I admit to wearing push-up bras under some...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:22:00 GMT

My continuing education... :)

You Have Your PhD in MenYou understand men almost better than anyone.You accept that guys are very different, and you read signals well.Work what you know about men, and your relationships will be bli...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 20:43:00 GMT

The Tao of Quotes- part 1

"If a man does not embrace his past, he has no future." Ardeth (Oded Fehr), The Mummy Returns *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* We are all tied to our pasts. What makes us different is how tightly we ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 20:42:00 GMT

Guidelines for shopping at WalMart

1. (this is a pet peeve of mine everywhere, but it's 10x worse at WM) If you're talking on your phone while shopping, kindly move your non-attention-paying ass out of the way of the rest o...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:03:00 GMT

I better not EVER hear this question again....

I went to WalMart Saturday to pick up a few things. (That statement alone should tell you which highway to hell this story is going down.) I was back in cosmetics looking at an eyes...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:46:00 GMT

Todays mood matching song

"Lullaby"- Shawn Mullins She grew up with the children of the stars In the Hollywood Hills and the Boulevard Her parents threw big parties Everyone was there They hung out with folks like Denni...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 19:41:00 GMT

Romantic or realistic?

You are a Romantic RealistOkay, so you fall in the middle.You know that love isn’t like a greeting card...Yet you can always find a greeting card to describe your feelings.You are the best of bo...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 15:24:00 GMT

Time for introspection

I’ve been doing a lot of introspection lately- just looking back on things I’ve been through and learned. A few are meant to stay private (for now), but I’ll share a few o...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:15:00 GMT