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Edward

If Necessity is the mother of Invention, Patent must be the father. Without a Patent, there's no leg

About Me

The parlor is my church.
The ink is my sins confessed,
for the priest is my gun.
~Johnnie Lee Craig: Tatoo Entheusiast



Layouts & Images

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Out of the blue


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My Interests

Writing poetry, short stories, parody commercials and songs, remixing music, Horseback riding, canoeing, rock climbing, cave exploration, camping, fishing, gokarting, billiards, art

I'd like to meet:

Ed McMahon from the publisher's clearing house handing me over someone else's check...and laughing about it.


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Music:

I'm open to just about anything.
Listen to the vocal stylings of my dearest friend's band..
Check out Ricky Lynn Gregg!
Stop motion drums and piano
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Television:

On BBC America:
Absolutely Fabulous, Black Books, Brilliant, Dead Ringers, Father Ted, Goodness Gracious Me, Hardware, Hex, Jack Dee's A Night At The Apollo, Johnathan Creek, Keeping Up Appearances, Kumars At No.42, Little Britain, League Of Gentlemen, Hardware, Just For Laughs, Look Around You, My Hero, Spoons, The Benny Hill Show, The Catherine Tate Show, The Vicar Of Dibley, The World Stands Up, Torchwood, Velvet Soup
On ABC:
Cavemen, Freddie, George Lopez, Invasion, Pushing Daisies, Ugly Betty
On CBS:
CSI: Miami, How I met Your Mother, Still Standing, The Class, The New Adventures Of The Old Christine, Two And A Half Men
On NBC:
Heroes, My Name Is Earle, Scrubs, Surface
On FOX: American Dad, Family Guy, The Simpsons (occasionally), War At Home
On Sci-Fi: Dr. Who, Ghost Hunters, Night Stalker w/Stewart Townsend (when it's on)Check out this wicked show! You'll hunger for more!
Another wicked show to check out! It'll grab your soul and won't let go!

Books:

Anything From
RL Stine
OR
DJ McHale
Also, Mostly stuff I've written but have yet to get published...(crossing fingers).
Cick Here For a link to my poems I've written!
Check out what Paliengoty Is ALL about, then POST your comments about the page!

Heroes:

There's a whole muriad of heroes in the world and to name just one would be unfair.

"Brother Watching Over Me!"

We'll Miss You , Steve!"

In Memory of
Dale Earnhardt, SR April 29, 1951 -
February 18, 2001

May his spirit live on and his passion for NASCAR shine through his beloved son,
Dale JR.

My Blog

MyPink Ratted Me Out!

On the morning of Tuesday May 27, 2008, I haphazardly cut my finger while falling asleep in the shower.  Okay, first up:  LONG DRAWN OUT DRAMA.I quickly got out of the shower, got dressed, d...
Posted by Edward on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 08:04:00 PST

Christian the Lion - at CyberThing.net

http://www.cyberthing.net/video-play.php?id=105 See it to believe it! It'll move mountains!...
Posted by Edward on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 06:02:00 PST

FRIENDS...WHERE DO I BEGIN

Friends...they're all around you.  Some, you never knew you had and well, others you thought you had but never did.  There are all kinds of friends in the world.  It's really kind of ha...
Posted by Edward on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 07:10:00 PST

A PRAYER FOR KALEB

Hello everyone... I write you this message in grief in faith. My son Kaleb was rushed by ambulance to the emergency room on Wed. after we picked him up from the babysitters house. At UCH they determin...
Posted by Edward on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 05:51:00 PST

Remembering 9/11

..TR vAlign=center bgColor=ffffff> Remembering 9/11      Two days will mark the 5th anniversary of where we were robbed of our trust and our loved ones. We were viciously...
Posted by Edward on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 10:11:00 PST