Im one of those student types who doesn’t pay taxes. I enjoy juvenile conversations, pointless activities and crap tv. I drink too much, have very little money and I like to do stupid dancing at nightclubs.
I enjoy words such as:
Flaps
Leprosy
Moist
Rubbish
Cunt
Placenta
Bellend
Retard(ed)
Tard
Spack-tard
Spacker
Spaz
Quim
Minge-critters
Goit
Spatch-cock
AIDs
Fiend
Cock
Cock-Fiend
Wanker
Crack
Whore
Crackwhore
Combination
Bell-weasel
Flange
Writing things on my profile makes me realise how truely immature i really am.
Olives ARE WRONG
Anything that tastes that foul is NOT supposed to be eaten
put it down and wash your mouth out.
Me and gravity have a love/hate relationship
It lulls me into a false sense of security by keeping me attached to the earth...
...then STRIKES me down when im least expecting it.
Usually this fucks me over when I’m at my least compos mentis.
I started playing the violin when I was 6. This was after I had a dream that I was a princess wearing a long pink dress, shiny pink shoes and a gold humpy crown, walking around our local swimming pool playing the violin. My mother made me the dress, my dad made me the crown out of cardboard and tin foil and I stuck sequins onto a pair of plimsolls. They finally gave in to the violin because I wouldn’t shut up about it. Unfortunately, I wore the dress once (I was told by a classmate I looked awful), the crown went soggy and the sequins fell off the plimsolls. I reached grade 8 on the violin though. I never did walk round the swimming pool playing…however that’s probably for the best.
www.myspace.com/twiddlesmaniac
I spend most of my spare time either making random bits of jewellery, doodling, drinking my body weight in tea, playing violin or arsin about on t'interweb. I am the queen of procrastination
Check out these sexy wenches. They is phitt. I own them. They're better than your mum:
Ellalala
Harriet
Fay
Caroline
Bashful.
You are a soldier. Apple of my eye. I'm so glad I was talked out of naming you John Major.
Last year you were abused in a horrifying fashion. It was a dark dark Sexmas for us all. Let it be known, the offenders will be dealt with in due course.
Facebooks better than Myspaz.
Pure filth.