MyGen
Profile GeneratorI'm John, or Fishy to my mates. Or if you're a big scary bouncer, I'm "The Fish".
I wish it was still the '90s and I still had my innocence...sort of.I find that if you're genuinely nice to people, they seem to like you more than if you treat them with no respect and talk down to them. Strange eh? A little lesson in life for all of you.
If your grammar and spelling are good, I'll more than likely love you. If you deliberately spell lyk dis, I will more than likely want to smash your face in with a brick.
I don't accept adds from people that I haven't met in real life, so don't waste your time, and don't waste mine. That doesn't mean I won't talk to you though. Message me if you like, and if you don't come across as a knob I'll write back.
I'm a pretty happy guy 99% of the time, the other 1% is when no-one has any weed.
I like to rant, so here's a short list of things I enjoy about as much as shit on toast;
♠Shit on toast.
♠The general public.
♠Dealers and their awful punctuality.
♠Pete Doherty.
♠People who refer to themselves in the third person!!
♠General weirdos that I've never met, that feel the need to talk to me about their life problems while I'm waiting for the bus.
♠When twats that smell of faecal matter/body odour/general musk sit next to me on the bus.
♠The fact that chavs don't seem to know about this marvelous invention called "headphones", and insist to play their awful brain cell destroying music at full volume on their phone on the bus, whilst my nostrils are still being filled with the scent of sewage by the aformentioned twat.
And on a final note, even if I do know you, and even if I like you, if you post stupid chain mail then i will probably delete you. Surely no-one is that retarded that you believe that your phone is going to ring if you repost a fucking bit of text?! Or that a zombie girl is going to come in your room while you sleep. Get some fucking sense kiddies.
