"Friendships are like kittens, if you look after them they will grow but they can get eaten by dogs"
Hi I'm Paddy I'm pretty and I've got a big cock...........
were some of the first words I uttered to my friends I lived with in Weymouth yet for some reason they stood by me and helped sort me out.
Before I lived away from home I was a prick and didn't realise how insignificant my problems were or how easy I had it, theres a lot of people out there who should take note.
Im lucky enough to have experienced a lot at a relatively young age and discovered a love for working with children and comedy.
I've lived in quite a lot of places usually for a fairly short time and met a lot of amazing people and a lot of dicks, most of the time the amazing people outweigh the dicks. In Solihull for instance that is not the case.
I dont feel hard done by cuz I know I'm not so don't expect sympathy from me if your an absolute fake.
Though if your genuine and honest with me I'm as loyal as they come.
I have fingers in many pies and thats the way I like it.
I'm a confident guy but that doesnt make me arrogant.
I'm an amazing DJ but a rubbish singer for some reason I found it easy to get DJ work in London yet in Birmingham its all pure luck!
I'm the King of doing crazy things. I do it for the comedy value I couldn't care less about the attention though I'm not going to pretend I don't love it. If that's your cup of tea then view my videos or even click this link and sign a petition and see some examples of my work
Get Paddy Noticed Petition!
I hear rumours all the time that I'm a manwhore or a slut. If I'm in love with someone I won't look twice at someone else and I don't mess people around and always speak my mind. Why do you think I've got so many good friends and am so close with so many people I've slept with.
I'm sick of selling myself short or half experiencing things because of being afraid to offend or come across the wrong way but that's all changed now.
I'm in a band with some of the most amazing guys I've ever met and I'm friends with people that all I ever heard about was negative things but they've turned out to be some of the greatest people I've ever met. That really taught me not to believe the jealous bullshit people spout just because their lives are so petty and insignificant. Maybe some of you should think about that too.
I believe in laughter and romance and trusting your instincts because 99% of the time your instincts will be right. If I'm wrong about you and your that 1% I'll happily apologise to you
I really do appreciate my friends more and more as I get older I'm lucky to have you guys so thanks!
I'm not ignorant but I'm prone to laziness so don't be offended if I don't reply immediately I do care I'm just probably eating fish finger sandwiches or looking at porn haha.
If I cant make it as a comedy writer and actor I'd love to be a teacher. I've worked in outdoor education and adventure for ages now and I was the youngest qualified football coach in the Midlands at the age of 14. To save you from doing the maths that means I've been working with children for over 8 years so its something I'm pretty damn sure I'm good at.
Paddy recommends you check the following things out:
So Long Superman!
SO LONG SUPERMAN MERCH!
Face Magazine!
If you don't know me and would like to get to know me better then feel free to add me to msn [email protected]
