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Joy Carp

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About Me

Not a straightforward individual..

My Interests



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PILTDOWN MAN
Your Homicidal Rampage!
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Fresh Fish
Your Favorite Target: Europeans
Your Kill Count: 24,035,933
Your Battle Cry: "Quack!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 20
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $94,264,633,073,291
Your Homocidal Insanity Level: ..span style="color: #666;"85% ..tr

Books:

I am blind.

Heroes:

Super Carp

My Blog

Being Shellfish

Good morning, I have a brain disorder that makes me very unfun to be around if you are an arse. If you rule, then I'm the bee's knees. However other misfortunes have got in my path. I can no longer pe...
Posted by Joy Carp on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:54:00 PST

I'm Not Going to Die (Davos's wish failed).

I am back from hospital at last. I don't know why I've come on here though as the screen burns my eyes!! Extreme frustration and boredom are the key. So my life is not in danger. But my time in hospit...
Posted by Joy Carp on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 07:30:00 PST

Discovery And Viewing Of Something

Between studies my mind swept towards my most neglected of children- the Goruguay adventure. So I typed it into Google to see what comes up, and it seems somebody has taken the name "Goruguay" for a p...
Posted by Joy Carp on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 09:01:00 PST

Davos: Niet de plaats in Zwitserland

Vandaag word ik verontrust door mijn toekomst. Misschien zou ik naar Londen moeten gaan de Koningin zien. Misschien zou ik moeten ontleden zij "Flappie" roepen. Of misschien zou ik enkel met mijn biom...
Posted by Joy Carp on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 07:20:00 PST

Burned in the Davos

What a week for bio-sciences.. Made possible benefits to the world of men in my research, but developed an extremely aggressive allergy to latex.. feels like I have been burned all over my wrist. I've...
Posted by Joy Carp on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 04:14:00 PST

Merry Fishmas Davos.

I have added a new song to my profile. It is a cover of the Goruguay national anthem. Its not as good as the traditional version as it has too many pops and silly bleeping sounds in it. In fact its so...
Posted by Joy Carp on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 07:17:00 PST

Fish Heads, Fish Heads, Davos.

Last night I set my favourite pets free. The rumour is that many have found new homes and have begun to settle already. Some stuck in my hair. If you know the current whereabouts of my favourites...
Posted by Joy Carp on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 02:46:00 PST

GORE to Ruin Conquest of Steel Launch Party (not Davos)

Captain Hand, the bass player of GORE who is several miles tall, has made it clear of his intentions to get drunk and silly at the Conquest of Steel EP launch party on November 24th- MAY YOUR BLADE NE...
Posted by Joy Carp on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 09:35:00 PST

Being Rude Pays, and not essentially to Davos

So I have made many enemies in my time for the correct reasons, and have enjoyed this hobby for many years. But now that I'm all grown up and have a lawn to mow I have discovered a hidden talent ...
Posted by Joy Carp on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 06:13:00 PST

Floating on the waves (Davos's body was found)

Merry greet friends of Joy Carp. Since we last met I have not wound up any further call centres, but have offended many other salespeople in the flesh. As another round of the 12 month cycle draws to ...
Posted by Joy Carp on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 05:43:00 PST