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Orange Julius

You're like school in July...NO CLASS!

About Me

I'm down with people, coffee, unicorns, the recording studio, apes, communism, and sandwiches. Drop me if you like any of these things or anything else for that matter.
These guys make the majority of my instruments kick ass:

My Interests

Coffee. Paychecks. Guitars. Mountain Bikes. Breathing. Talking. Shelter. Coffee. Alcohol. Possibly you.

I'd like to meet:

Why don't we call this the "Who I Don't Want to Meet" section...
...and we can start with YOUR STUPID BAND. You may see alot of bands listed here on my page, but that's because:

A) I know someone or someones that are in said musical entity.
B) I am a fan of said musical entity.
C) I know someone/ones in AND am a fan of said musical entity.
D) I've played with or with some of the someones that are associated with the musical entity (I don't shirk responsibility when it comes to representing).
Basically you're in for some wasted clicks/time trying to add yourself if none of the above criteria are met. Thank you.

Movies:

A mix of actors, plots, subplots, direction, acetate, promotional materials, opening nights...

Television:

Law and Order...all of them with the exception of Trial by Jury, the Shield, Daily Show, Colbert Report, South Park, My Name is Earl, the Office (both versions)...Discovery Channel.

Books:

As of late....not much...newspapers and magazines have occupied my time....still need to get through that Dan Brown book that everybody moistens their undergarments over...

Heroes:

Rollin' wif da Kaiser...

My Blog

A few observations...

Chimichangas kick ass. Drunk teens at concerts do not.Fishbowlsized margaritas kick ass.Chicks screaming "Brandon I love you!" forty rows back at Incubus shows do not.Rain at outdoor concerts kicks as...
Posted by Orange Julius on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 08:54:00 PST

LOOK OUT! LOOK DA FUCK OUT!!!

Geico Guido - Testimonial Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Orange Julius on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 07:43:00 PST

I think I'm dead and time is moving really, really, really slow...

This is fucking hilarious...The Pot Brownie Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Orange Julius on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 06:29:00 PST

Wooo. Motorin' and other assorted minutia...

Got a new car last week. It looks like this:It's shiny and has a bunch of room inside and a kickin' system for a stock car. The best part is the 30-36mpg I get...the Xterra is a thing of the past...wo...
Posted by Orange Julius on Sun, 27 May 2007 02:41:00 PST

Scrub-a-thon!

...and so we sat. Margaritas in hand...watching an entire season of fucking Scrubs (the first one). I LOVE this show with a passion. You're a damn idiot if you don't dig this shit. As stated previousl...
Posted by Orange Julius on Sun, 13 May 2007 07:39:00 PST

The Super Mario Theme has words??!!!!11!!1OMG!!@!

Ah so. WTF mate?...
Posted by Orange Julius on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 06:42:00 PST

X...or...Y....You make the call!

I've instituted a new excercise on this fuckin' thing...to find out you what I'm spewing horseshit about you need to be astute in your searches of my friend list. Happy hunting...So far two of my dear...
Posted by Orange Julius on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:39:00 PST

Dead Movielink Graveyard Pt. 1

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Posted by Orange Julius on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 10:56:00 PST

I'm lovin' this...S L E E T

It's fuckin' sleeted for like 12 hours....it's ridiculous. A big FUCK YOU to the asian driver that almost pasted me all over the barrier on the northbound lane of the Seaford OysterBay while I was on ...
Posted by Orange Julius on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 08:46:00 PST

LEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEENNNNNNKKKKKKINNNNSSSS!!!!!

This shit is AMAZING! Leeeeeeeroooooooooy Jenkins! ...
Posted by Orange Julius on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 09:09:00 PST