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Kurt

Give me two jelly doughnuts, and a bottle of anything....TO GO!!!

About Me



If you can draw this turtle, or this pirate, you can be my friend.
I like to take pictures:
You can see more of them at my page here

My Interests

I like stuff.

I'd like to meet:

Myself when I was five, so we could color, and ride big wheels, and play G.I. Joes and talk about Nietzsche and shit.
and then...

Music:

Old 97's/Rhett Miller, Scud Mountain Boys, WILCO, Whiskeytown, Social D, The Jayhawks, Gram Parsons, HIM, Guster, Nada Surf, Grandaddy, Pete Yorn, Ryan Adams, Travis, Stereophonics, Spoon, The Flying Burrito Brothers, Son Volt, Kelly Willis, Moxy Fruvous, The Darkness, Pavement, The Cardigans, Uncle Tupelo, Depeche Mode, Cursive, Ours, Camper Van Beethoven, Cracker, Elliott Smith, Jeff Buckley, Tenacious D, The Weakerthans, Golden Smog, Cake, The Smiths, Kent, Pernice Brothers, Muse, Jellyfish, Johnny Cash, Bread, YACHT ROCK!!!!.

Movies:

Booty Call, Barbershop 2, Leprechaun 3, House Party, Kazaam, Big Momma's House, Dolemite, Black Belt Jones, Foxy Brown, White Chicks, The Wiz, How Stella Got Her Groove Back, Enter The Dragon, Scarface, Young Einstein, Boner Jams '03

Television:

She's The Sheriff, Small Wonder, The Joy of Painting, BJ and the Bear

Books:

Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7:Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure, Shroud of the Thwacker by Chris Elliot, It's Not About the Bike, Downsize This, A People's History of the United States, About A Boy, High Fidelity, Fast Food Nation, Spoon River Anthology, A Walk Across America, Lies and the Lying Liars That Tell Them.

My Blog

Sarah Jessica Parker and the kid from Real Genius

Just stumbled across these on Fark.com and thought I would share:It is uncanny!...
Posted by Kurt on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:49:00 PST

Word of the Day

..> 1. Bluetool   blu·tool ..> A person who wears a Bluetooth wireless earpiece everywhere they go to seem trendy and important. Places to spot bluetools include movie t...
Posted by Kurt on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 02:04:00 PST

Top 10 list

Top Ten favorite Arm Wrestling movies (Non-Documentary)#1. Over The TopThis movie stars Sylvester Stallone as Lincoln Hawk (a totally awesome name), a struggling trucker who's trying to rebuild his li...
Posted by Kurt on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 02:41:00 PST

Engelbert Humperdinck is one slick mother fucker

Engelbert Humperdinck is one slick mother fucker by Kurt Christensen esq.Besides having the greatest stage name in the history of music, one need not go further than the first line of one of his hit s...
Posted by Kurt on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 07:51:00 PST

The Grand Old Link Graveyard

Every week or so, I'll be posting the best videos I can find on my page, but only one at a time. When I rip em down, I'll put em down below here. So check back often, sit back in your favorite desk ch...
Posted by Kurt on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 05:13:00 PST

Little Debbie should be the fifth major food group in the newly designed FDA food pyramid.

Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cakes are perhaps the greatest snack cake ever made.Damn they taste good. Bonus points for including a Norman Rockwell painting on the box. They cost around a buck which w...
Posted by Kurt on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 04:19:00 PST

Fahrenheit 451

I just found out that one of my favorite restaurants, Viva Juan in Huntington, burnt down yesterday. I started going there when I was in college with my friends on Saturday nights. There, we would ge...
Posted by Kurt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST