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Gregory

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am an astronaut...a fireman/astronaut...I go into space regularly to fight fires...in fact, I'm probably there right now watching you...and I know what you've been doing. Sleep with that thought! I dare you!...Okay, really I'm just a pretty regular guy...I like video games and I'm emotionally stunted and all...but I mean really, how cool would it be to be a firefighter/astronaut?!Also...I hate New Jersey...It's cold and the only view I have out my hotel window is nothing. Not darkness, that would be something...this is nothing. I should be home driving around with my top down...no, no, the car top you perverts...

My Interests

I have no interests...No, wait...I'm just not interesting, my mistake. Well, when I'm not busy keeping space from burning down, I enjoy many things...and that is to say, I actually just enjoy one thing...playing video games... Okay really I like a couple other things, but they're all cliche and you've heard them all before... I like hanging out with my friends...Well duh! Who HATES hanging out with their friends?! Oh, and I also like movies, books, music, things that make me happy, and joy. I dislike unhappiness, those little styrofoam peanuts, people that enrage me, and things that make me not happy.There, does everyone feel closer to me now?

I'd like to meet:

That Tom guy who has shown up on my friend's list for some reason... I didn't invite him...I mean how rude to just show up and expect to be my friend. Sure he SAYS he's here to help, but how can I possibly know that for sure? Unfortunately, he's the only one on there right now...so there he'll stay...for now...Well I finally have enough friends that the above mentioned no longer applies...Tom has left the Myspace page...

Music:

I do, in fact, like music. The only consistant favorite has been Oingo Boingo over the years.Music I don't like? Anything played on your myspace page...seriously people...all it does is remind me just HOW loud my speakers are turned up by blasting out some random song in the space where only silence was...

Movies:

Yup, sure enough, like movies too...

Television:

Firefly baby! Best show ever! I like many other shows, especially the really good shows, but I HATE those crappy ones. Oh and I like CSI....just to piss off Jesse and Andy.

Books:

They still make these? What's next, the section about my favorite phonographs and beta max tapes? I don't have time to waste "reading", becoming "educated", and "learning other points of view" okay?

Heroes:

Um...Spiderman? Batman? No wait, the correct answer is Superman right? Well, according to Mariah Carey the Hero is inside of me...which I think technically makes me some sort of super villian. I wonder how he got there?