.Sonny.Giovanni.DeCarlo. - ProfilesArchive

About Me

hello. i am sonny giovanni decarlo. i was born july 29, 1982 in simi valley california. i had an okay life. i grew up in the town of northvalley, ME. there i was taught everything i know about trains. i apprenticed under a man named fred "gurr" huffman, he was at a ripe age of 56. we used to sit for hours talking about trains, he taught me the ins and outs. one warm day in september i went down to the train yard to have some sandwiches i made with "gurr". i looked everywhere, he was nowhere to be found. i started getting worried, i called our foreman Mike and he said he hasnt seen 'gurr' at work all week. so i took it upon myself to go check 'gurr's house, he lived right up the street on cherry rd. he had a beautiful house, faded grey with huge lush trees and a fountain out front that had bite size fish swimming frantically. so i rang the door bell and called out his name, "Gurr! Where are ya man?!". no answer. so i tried opening the door, it was locked. so i go around to the back to see if i can get through there. sure enough the sliding glass door was open. i let myself in, but at this point im feeling a bit freaked out. "Gurr, ya fat bastard! Where are ya?!", i yelled. his house reeks of stale cheese puffs and burnt corn nuts, i can barely take it anymore. covering my nose from the stench, i head to his room. and in his room i found some pizza rolls, sean masterbating in the corner, some hot pockets, geoff working on some killer jazz dances, some totinos pizzas, bobbo punching at air screaming, popsicles, and mitch styling his hair and punching a cat. oh, and i looked in the bathroom and jacky 'no eyes' is nibbling on what looks like to be the rest of 'Gurr'. that was what turned me into a monk and convert to islam and move to miami to get a tan and remove my eyelashes to keep out the bugs and get a house with a gay guy named 'pauline' and learn to deep fry hampsters to give to children on the 'boardwalk' and run from africans with spears and muslims with rags and crazy cubans with guns. this is my dad, bob.

My Interests

my interests? um, i like to drink. uh, i also like eating food. oh, i love to drink while eating. what do you like to do? me?! yeah you! oh, i like to eat and drink too. there has to be something else. what else do you like to do? well, to be honest i like to ride bareback on a rock hard man with a coconut bra on and a donut around my cock. oh, thats good. i know. you wanna give it a try? well you are kind of fat, not rock hard. yeah, well dont knock it till you try it. alright, wheres the coconuts?
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Music:

..................................................-"Wash the sins, not face alone"In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni-"We enter the circle at night and are consumed by fire"Innostunut sonni-"An excited bull"Socorram-me, subi no onibus em Marrocos-"Help me, I took a bus in Morocco."eyehategod, pantera, superjoint ritual, down, arson anthem, assjack, clutch, black hell, atomkinder, carol ann, doom, anal cunt, cephalic carnage, faith no more, tomahawk, mr. bungle, anything mike patton, asunder, whatever i feel like. FISHBONE

Movies:

milkman and the hoard of elephants. a drinking problem. ninjas who fight better while chasing the dragon. soap. mein comforting bed. via el condor and his hip hop rabbit.

Television:

dr. twin and the guidance counseler. learning to write with hellen keller. jump kicking with Ryu.

Books:

Pills and Hills: the story of Keith Yonderson.

Heroes:

jesus, myself, carl winslow, norman.

My Blog

i really dont like cereal. unless its raisin nut bran.

my weekend including alot of hate. i brought out satan this weekend, he wanted to go dancing. first on thursday we had some jumbalaya and i couldnt sit for days. he was making me do things that made s...
Posted by .Sonny.Giovanni.DeCarlo. on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:48:00 PST

i make whoopie goldberg look white.

hey there. i am sitting at shoes apartment by myself. about to drink some beer, watch some porn, and play with my chode. milli vanilla was at my time share yesterday and they actually ...
Posted by .Sonny.Giovanni.DeCarlo. on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 02:02:00 PST

a boring kingdom is all i have left.

i am as a dove is on princes video set. a lovely yet terrifying creature. doing a good job at keeping my rodents from defacating on my nap spot though. some kind of overwhelming sense of success has b...
Posted by .Sonny.Giovanni.DeCarlo. on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 04:30:00 PST

if you know anything about dreams tell me what this means.

i had a fucked up dream the other night, it made me feel a little weird. i was hanging out with ol' pal corey smith(thats weird already), then somehow we both died. we ended up in hell. while we were ...
Posted by .Sonny.Giovanni.DeCarlo. on Fri, 26 May 2006 04:55:00 PST

[new pics] check 'em out bro'!

i like you. do you like me? i really love you....
Posted by .Sonny.Giovanni.DeCarlo. on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 06:18:00 PST

i am sorry, don't be upset. my stomache is getting bigger everyday. read this and help me.

i really like to eat. it's like some sort of drug. i love hot dogs, steaks, taquitos, burritos, ramen, potatoes, hamburgers, tacos, green olives, drugs, beer, pussy, mangos, oranges, spaghetti, stuffe...
Posted by .Sonny.Giovanni.DeCarlo. on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 07:33:00 PST

wanna learn a lil' 'bout banjos?

The 5-string classic banjo style evolved in the mid-19th century. By the century's end, the banjo had been adopted by the musical worlds of urban sophisticates and the working class in North America a...
Posted by .Sonny.Giovanni.DeCarlo. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

<h3>bean t(a)co

if you wanna bangee and you think im sexy? do you wanna fuck my nuts?
Posted by .Sonny.Giovanni.DeCarlo. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

(emo)tional

i am so sad. my jester just ran out on me, i now have no more laughter. what to do. if you think you can comfort me........YOU CAN'T!!! he's gone, and now i'm a boring book you read in jail. ...
Posted by .Sonny.Giovanni.DeCarlo. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

really, do this and make me happy. especially you, dilbert.

do you's 1. do you think im cute? 2. do you want to kiss me? 3. do you want to cuddle with me? 4. do you want to hook up with me? 5. do you think im smart? are we's 1. are we aquintences? 2....
Posted by .Sonny.Giovanni.DeCarlo. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST