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Bailey Grace

Lil' Becky

About Me

I am an NYC based arteest currently exploring a newfound interest in nunnery, the power of three and sickness in fat animals. I live in a train station, I consider free garbage spiritual intervention, and I am pretty sure that women came first. Like the chicken. I am often ankle deep in tea, I am afraid to cross the street without a hand to hold, and I am reading about the cultural significance of rocks. Also : I recently ate too many pumpkin seeds and am still uncomfortable. I will never eat pumpkin seeds again.

My official Site www.baileysaliwanchik.com
news and events www.saliwanchik.blogspot.com

My Interests

art, gin, muffins, petticoats, deer, oatmeal, random acts of lawn crime, big moths, odorless turpentine, mechanical pencils, ice sculpture, harps, tights, trash, water, coffee, white pumps, red meat, stain removal, color separation, big hair, thigh highs, knitting needles, silly putty, kids with tats, long necked birds, and books about war.

I'd like to meet:

A willing benefactor.

Music:

with a mean harp.

Movies:

with lesbionic undertones.

Television:

I've been cut off.

Books:

Tom Robbins makes me wet, he could scribble on a paper bag and I would treasure it - but if it has to be something else... Don DeLillo's Underworld, Johnny Got His Gun, The Kite Runner, Memories of my Melancholy Whores, Geek Love, Fruit, Galapagos, Of Love and Other Demons, The God of Small Things, The Informers, pre WW1 down home American lit, the Nancy Drew series (um, hells yeah), anything by David Sedaris, Augusten Burroughs, Kurt Vonnegut or Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

Heroes:

Stephen Colbert, Amy Sedaris, John Krazinski, Fuco Ueda, Jonathan Viner.