art, gin, muffins, petticoats, deer, oatmeal, random acts of lawn crime, big moths, odorless turpentine, mechanical pencils, ice sculpture, harps, tights, trash, water, coffee, white pumps, red meat, stain removal, color separation, big hair, thigh highs, knitting needles, silly putty, kids with tats, long necked birds, and books about war.
A willing benefactor.
with a mean harp.
with lesbionic undertones.
I've been cut off.
Tom Robbins makes me wet, he could scribble on a paper bag and I would treasure it - but if it has to be something else... Don DeLillo's Underworld, Johnny Got His Gun, The Kite Runner, Memories of my Melancholy Whores, Geek Love, Fruit, Galapagos, Of Love and Other Demons, The God of Small Things, The Informers, pre WW1 down home American lit, the Nancy Drew series (um, hells yeah), anything by David Sedaris, Augusten Burroughs, Kurt Vonnegut or Gabriel Garcia Marquez.
Stephen Colbert, Amy Sedaris, John Krazinski, Fuco Ueda, Jonathan Viner.