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I are an artist.
This is my Badass Greathelm I built my badass greathelm several years ago for SCA combat. It's solid. It's sexy. It keeps my brain in my skull. Because of this I’m able to enjoy life more fully than someone who doesn’t own a greathelm. The fact that it keeps my brain in tact allows me to enjoy my other hobbies including; photography, painting, playing games, and using my powers for awesome. When I see another man with a badass greathelm I think "Now there's a man who's got style!". You see greathelm owners are a special breed. Not just anyone can wear a greathelm. It takes someone with confidence, sex appeal, and an ability to fight without necissarily being able to see the enemy. Greathelm owners generally like beer and we also make better lovers. I believe one day that one of our kind will find a cure for the common cold. Most people in my hometown don't own a greathelm but I know of at least a few others. My greahelm is the most badass though. Pretty soon I'll get some more pics of my badass greathelm up including my pimpin mantle and crest.
You are The Cap'n!
Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.
What's Yer Inner Pirate?
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