About Me
A tall, dark Englishman in Auld Reekie.
I like...being outside (whatever the weather), penguins, fried egg rolls, being in a tent when it's raining, butterflies, Theakston's Old Peculiar, beaches on windy days, fresh sheets, double entendres, cardboard boxes, pottering, Mrs Kirkham's Lancashire cheese, surfing, canals, Orkney, snow, bats, fireworks, stormy weather, polar bear cubs, pesto, deckchairs, laughing, autumn leaves, the words o'clock, Pontefract, smashing and cryptospyridium, real tea, perspective, hugs, volleyball, bicycles, hot baths, kite flying, real fires, spinach mashed potato (try it), sleazy blues harmonica, sharpening pencils, my RM Williams boots, hump backed bridges, van de Graff generators, sheltering from rain, being on half empty trains, getting my hair cut, skips, waterfalls (any size), my Cross fountain pen, sitting on the front seat upstairs on the bus, being a good friend, text messages with punctuation, pub dogs, new books, Rythm and Blues, Saturday, being up really early, sneezing...
I don't like...fruit 'teas', 4 wheel drives, golf, rudeness, litter, being upside down, traffic noise, being on crowded trains, people eating in cinemas, shaving, violence, coconuts, txt spk, being ignored, smoking, R'n'B, Tuesday (Wednesday has got better), hiccups...
