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Dave

Let's Go Mets!

About Me

Spring Break!!!! If only it were spring break, then i'd be happy. Not that i'm not happy, i'd just be happier at some american beach resort getting loaded on gin and juice and generally partying down looking to get on one of them "documentaries" they have on men and motors called stuff like "when chicks go wild 2".
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My Interests

Soccer, other sports, boozing, partying down, american high school, betting, having a good laugh, going abroad and doing the above mentioned. Let's Go Mets!!!

I'd like to meet:

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: David
Birthday: 27/12/1979
Birthplace: Ashton Under Lyne
Current Location: Didsbury
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'1''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Greater Manc
The Shoes You Wore Today: Stan Smiths
Your Weakness: I like a drink
Your Fears: Dogs, getting beaten up, prison
Your Perfect Pizza: Loads of meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Like, whatevvvveeerrrrrr(raises hand in front of face)
Thoughts First Waking Up: FFS!
Your Best Physical Feature: Shoulders, ive got cracking shoulders
Your Bedtime:
Your Most Missed Memory: Maine Road
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds edge it on chip quality
Single or Group Dates:
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Tea obviously(i dont fuckin know)
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Like a docker
Do you Sing: Hell yeah
Do you Shower Daily: Yep
Have you Been in Love: mmm...no dont think i have
Do you want to go to College: Can I go to American High School instead please
Do you want to get Married:' mmm....i think so
Do you belive in yourself: yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: mmm...i think so
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: no
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: The Mall baby yeah.Wohoo lets go to the mall!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oreos baby yeah!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Sushi Baby!
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: On occasion
Ever been called a Tease: yeah
Ever been Beaten up: yeah
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: I'd rather not to be honest
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Captain of Manchester City and England please
What country would you most like to Visit: Argentina. River v Boca. If you happen to be reading this Diego(you cheating little fat cu*t) could you sort it so wecan have spots in your exec box? cheers.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Really not arsed
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Theirs or mine? Theirs should be less than mine
Weight: See above
Best Clothing Style: Me? Retro sport/80's casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: not many
Number of CDs I own: again not many, about 30
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few but nothing major

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Music:

Like bits of everything but nothing too much. I couldnt tell you what my 5 favourite songs are but mo money mo problems by puff daddy(p didy, sean coomes etc)would be up there....as would Glory Days by the boss.

Movies:

Im not a films man but ones i do like tend to be american teen comedies. Heres a selection: American Pie 2, American Pie, American wedding, American Pie presents Band Camp, Road Trip, Airplane, Starsky and Hutch, Anchorman.

Television:

I watch a lot of sport so other than a lot of sport its generally comedy. The Office, Extras, Partridge, The Simpsons, Game On, Fools and Horses(i love peolpe who just call it "Fools and Horses" so much so that ive started calling Fools and Horses "Fools and Horses" meself), Auf Wiedersehn Pet, That Peter Kay Thing, Love Island.

Books:

Sport again generally. Top 5 Sport books:1. The Miracle of Castel di Sangro 2. All played out 3. A season with Verona 4. Football against the Enemy 5. The Far CornerHonourable mentions: Playing Hard ball, (the first half of)Moneyball, Left foot forward, Football Lexicon.

Heroes:

Shaun Goater, Steve Stiffler, Uwe Rosler, Karl(The Simpsons), Niall Quinn, Reg Holdsworth, Paul Walsh, Ricky Gervais, Ali Bernabia, Andrew Flintoff, Georgiou Kinkladze, David Lloyd, Ron Burgundy, Paul Gascoigne, Matthew Hoggard, Derek Trotter.

My Blog

Legend

"The sentence 'the word legend is branded about all too often' is itself branded about all too often...would you not both agree?"... Apologies to Mr A. Mittohn
Posted by Dave on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 03:52:00 PST