My name is Chin Sum-Wat and I hope to be the best friend you never had?
The reason I am making this Internet relations with all you people out there is because my cousin, Kwan-Zsi Magang- Hi Kwan-Zsi! I did it!, told me, "Chin, Internet is the future and soccer is the game the world loves to kiss and hold close. You are a soccer hero for me. If you tell the world of your adventures like you tell me you will find you as their soccer hero too." Let me be your hero! I will give you much pride. Mao is dead but I love his ghost. I can be the real life hero.
My soccer team is the Damunik Worthless Tigers- I believe this is an accurate translation. I learn English at school and from Baywatch and E.R. (I have a love for Dr. Doug Ross which I believe to be wrong.) The Tigers have been my team since I was eleven. I started as a baseball player for Samsung Junior Dolphins Baseball Team 22. I was unsuccessful at achieving bass hits and was demoted to Samsung Junior Dolphins Baseball Team 23. In this team I was again the worst. This was the last team and there were no others. The Coach told my dad I was not ferocious enough. He said I should be more like Dwan-Ki Mang, the hero of Samsung Junior Dolphins Baseball Team 11. I hate Dwan-Ki Mang- does he play soccer? No he's to busy playing for an American College baseball team, he is a loser who has left is country like a capitalist leaves his whore.
My dream is to play soccer in one of the big European leagues- Italy, Spain or Scotland. For the moment I am dreaming to be number one offence guy in the Eastern Japan Under Seventeen League, Division Five. A dream I can make real. Like Dr. Carter in the Emergency Room I am young and have determination. I was number seven in the class at High School in assembling my Internet profile. Seven out of thirty-nine, my father said it was the first and only time he would ever be proud of me. Father is my hero, like the song says he is the breath between my wings. I also like the songs of Westlife and Culture Club.
I am just getting to know you. Over the coming weeks I will tell you more of my soccer exploitations in my life as a soccer star.
I hope you love me now, I love you already.
Please like me- I play soccer.
Chin Sum-Wat. XXX
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