Dave
- Hi i'm Dave. I'm supremely cool. Cooler than Darth Ghandi. Cooler than an air conditioner on steroids drinking a cup of ice cubes. All the girls want me, either because of my fabulously toned body or my fantastic personality. In my spare time i like to save people from burning houses, run marathons and convert milk cartons into small two man spacecraft and fly myself and my friend james to the moon and back in search of small green alien women that we can fornicate repeatedly in their small wet caves.
James
- Hi there Internet my names James and i just love horseback riding, mowing lawns and long walks throught the former Soviet Union. I dislike bigots, racists, intolerant people and faggots. I live a very clean life style, i dont do drugs i dont smoke i dont drink and i dont eat, sleep or even breath for that matter. If you enjoy burning bibles writing scary words in blood on the walls backwards (such as Murder, Kill or Tom Clancy) destroying the habbitats of small woodland animals or smoking the souls of the dead then i think we could be friends, IM me sweet stuff XXXXXX XD
Chase McKraycone
This is Chase McKraycone the thirteenth, inventor of the clutch bi-plane, the froogal and the char. Chase, amongst other things, enjoys dressing up as Santa Clause, climbing down the chimney of random houses, gaining the respect and trust of the family, then seducing the mothers - only to cut up the children after the soddemy, and proccess their organs for beer money.But the real reason we're introducing Chase here is because he is our Financial Advisor of Greenwich, and as a result will be presenting us with tips, advice and general banter as time goes on - which we, his humble slaves, will relay to you good people of the internet.Remember his words well - you never know when they will save your life.
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