MALFIE

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: MARK BROUGHTON
Birthday: 4TH JULY 1968
Birthplace: BOSTON, LINCOLNSHIRE, ENGLAND
Current Location: NORFOLK
Eye Color: BLUE (ish)
Hair Color: USED TO BE A PEACH. NOW I'M A NECTARINE.....?
Height: TALLER THAN TOM CRUISE, SHORTER THAN JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
Right Handed or Left Handed: I CAN DO MOST THINGS WITH BOTH
Your Heritage: SAME AS YOU I GUESS. ONE MUM AND ONE DAD
The Shoes You Wore Today: NON SO FAR. ONLY BLUE SOCKS, BOTH WITH HOLES.
Your Weakness: BUYING CRAP I THINK I NEED ON THE NET
Your Fears: LIVING IS EASY IT'S LIVING THAT SCARES ME TO DEATH
Your Perfect Pizza: ALL PIZZAS ARE PURRFECT
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: GO TO A FAMILY PARTY AND ACTUALLY ENJOY IT AND FEEL SECURE
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: HI
Thoughts First Waking Up: FUCK ! NOT MORNING ALREADY
Your Best Physical Feature: MY LIPS/MOUTH
Your Bedtime: NOT YET, BUT I DO HAVE A FAUX TIGER SKIN BED COVER!
Your Most Missed Memory: SUMMER HOLIDAYS AT MY GRANDPARENTS FARM
Pepsi or Coke: FRUIT SMOOTHIES
MacDonalds or Burger King: BURGER KING IF I HAVE TO MAKE A CHOICE, BUT THEY BOTH DEHYDRATE MY INSIDES
Single or Group Dates: IS THAT A RUDE QUESTION ?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: THEY BOTH SOUND A LITTLE CAMP FOR ME !
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE, STUPID. ITS A VEGETABLE YOU KNOW
Cappuccino or Coffee: CAPPUCCINO AS COFFEE MAKES MY WEE SMELL
Do you Smoke: NO
Do you Swear: YES, IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO GET YOUR POINT ACROSS ELOQUENTLY
Do you Sing: ALL THE TIME. AT THE MOMENT SINGING A DUET WITH EARTHA KITT
Do you Shower Daily: NO. SAVE WATER SHOWER WITH A FRIEND OR YOUR CAT
Have you Been in Love: YES.................BARBRA
Do you want to go to College: MMMMM YES I NEED HELP WITH DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHY
Do you want to get Married: NO. ITS A THING STRAIGHT PEOPLE DO WHEN ONE OF THEM IS PREGNANT
Do you belive in yourself: BIT OF A WOBBLY ONE THAT
Do you get Motion Sickness: OF COURSE, UNLESS YOU ARE DR GILLIAN MCKEITH
Do you think you are Attractive: NO. ONLY IN MY VASELINE ON THE LENS PICS.
Are you a Health Freak: I TRY, BUT I love MY FOOD
Do you get along with your Parents: LOVE THEM BOTH. WISH I WAS CLOSER, THOUGH
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES AND IT HELPS WEARING ALL-IN-ONE RUBBER CAT SUITS
Do you play an Instrument: THE FLUTE. WELL TWICE A YEAR ANYWAY
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YUP
In the past month have you Smoked: YES, WHEN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING
In the past month have you been on Drugs: HOW RUDE. NO ACTUALLY
In the past month have you gone on a Date: NOT UNTIL MY COLD SORE CLEARS UP
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: THESE QUESTIONS ARE DIVVY
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO. LIKE THEM THOUGH. SO MANY E NUMBERS
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ACCIDENTALLY. POOHED FOR THREE DAYS
In the past month have you been on Stage: HOW WONDERFUL IF I HAD
In the past month have you been Dumped: ALMOST. I'M SINGLE. V.LONG STORY.....!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NO. THE SEA IS BROWN AROUND NORFOLK
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: YES. A PIECE OF WIRE FROM WORK (I SHALL GO TO HELL)
Ever been Drunk: EVER BEEN SOBER ?
Ever been called a Tease: NO. I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT GIVING OUT SIGNALS OF ATTRACTION. NOR READING THEM EITHER
Ever been Beaten up: NO. THROWN A FEW PLATES AT EX BOYFRIENDS IF THAT COUNTS
Ever Shoplifted: ONE SWEET FROM THE PICK AND MIX COUNTER AT WOOLWORTHS. OH AND A CAR
How do you want to Die: BEING STRUCK BY LIGHTNING WHILST NOT WEARING MY ALL-IN-ONE SUIT
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: CONFIDENT, HAPPY AND FULL OF LIFE
What country would you most like to Visit: AUSTRALIA
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: ANYTHING BUT BLACK
Favourite Hair Color: WHITE TO BLACK OR NON AT ALL
Short or Long Hair: ANYTHING LONG AS IT'S CLEAN
Height: UNDER 5FT 9. MAKES ME LOOK TALL FOR A CHANGE
Weight: OVER 20 STONE. AT THIS WEIGHT FAVOURITE THINGS TO DO WOULD BE EATING AND WATCHING TV. ME TOO
Best Clothing Style: NOT TOO MANY LABELS. I'M FAR TOO POOR FOR SUCH THINGS
Number of Drugs I have taken: MORE THAN THE QUEEN BUT LESS THAN A VAN LOAD OF HARIBOS
Number of CDs I own: MORE THAN A DOG HAS FLEAS
Number of Piercings: USED TO HAVE ONE BUT IT WENT SEPTIC AND I ENDED UP IN HOSPITAL
Number of Tattoos: NONE, BUT COULD FREAK OUT YOUR NEW LOVER BY HAVING NIPPLES TATTOOED ON YOUR BACK
Number of things in my Past I Regret: THREE AND A HALF
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