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Mike Westfall

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Mike Westfall is a writer, web editor and semi-professional stuff enthusiast. He has black belts in hugging, getting vented at, remembering your birthday, and Super Mario Bros. His girlfriend thinks he's a total nerd. She is probably not wrong.

Probably.

Work: KYW1060.com
Play: ProgressiveBoink.com
Showin' off: MikeWestfall.com

Also:
Celebrity Death Toll Update
The Dugout
Wii Sports Personal Fitness Log

Honestly, I'm kind of tired of meeting random people I don't know who won't ever talk to me again on here. So I'm really only looking to stay in touch with people I already know, and the occasional band I like. And maybe some old friends that I haven't seen in a hundred million years since we rode the dinosaur to school together. That'd be nice.

Oops wait was I supposed to post a photo of my girlfriend and go I ALREADY MET HER!!11

And hey, how's about sending me a message or something before you add me?

The only reason I'm not naming a bunch of famous people is because I don't think my conversation with them would be longer than

"Hi I like your books and/or movies :) "
"Thanks."
" :) "
"..."
" :) "

Music:



Mostly rock and power pop, but I'm going to feed you the "I'm pretty tolerant and will listen to almost anything" line, and you're going to like it. My work in music retail ages ago has conditioned me to be able to like just about anything, so as long as the singer stays .. and doesn't scream too much.

Green Day, Butch Walker/the Marvelous 3, the Mr. T Experience/Dr. Frank, They Might Be Giants, the Aquabats, the Beach Boys and the Beatles just like everybody else with properly working ears, Ben Folds plus or minus Five, Billy Joel, the Bouncing Souls, Copperpot, Eastmountainsouth, Elvis Costello, the Ergs, the Exploding Hearts, Foo Fighters, Frenzal Rhomb, the Influents, Inspection 12, Jamie Cullum, Jewel, Jimmy Eat World, Live, the Living End, Mae, MxPx, the NESkimos, the Network, Pinhead Gunpowder, Punch Drunk, Queen, Reel Big Fish, Relient K, the Rocket Summer, Second Saturday, Shades Apart, Sister Hazel, SR-71, Steve Burns, the Tattle Tales, Travoltas, the Unlovables, Weezer, Weird Al Yankovic

I don't feel like thinking of any more. Music is not my life.

Movies:


The Princess Bride, Back to the Future, the Goonies, the Sandlot, Ghostbusters, That Thing You Do!, Star Wars (yes, all of them, shut up), Attack the Gas Station!, When Harry Met Sally, High Fidelity, the Karate Kid, Hook, Spider-Man II, Office Space, Pee-wee's Big Adventure, Dogma, Empire Records, Indiana Jones, Gremlins, Elizabethtown
the Addams Family, the Adventures of Robin Hood, Aladdin, Alice In Wonderland, BASEketball, Batman (1966), Batman (1989), Batman Begins, Batman Returns, Batman Goes To Washingt
ahem, sorry
Better Off Dead, Bill & Ted, the Boondock Saints, A Bronx Tale, the Chase, Chasing Amy, Clerks, Clue, Edward Scissorhands, Finding Nemo, Harry Potter, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, It's A Wonderful Life, the Lion King, Lord of the Rings, the Lost Boys, the Man Who Knew Too Little, the Mexican, Monty Python, Multiplicity, the Muppet Movie et al, the Nightmare Before Christmas, Ocean's 11 & 12, Pirates of the Caribbean, Point Break, Revenge of the Nerds, Say Anything, the Shape of Things, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, Spider-Man, Stand By Me, Surf Ninjas, Swingers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, To Kill A Mockingbird, Tombstone, Unbreakable, the Wizard ... and the obligatory AND MANY OTHERS space saver.

Television:



Cartoons, especially old shorts by Disney, Warner Bros. and Hanna-Barbera, Futurama, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Batman: the Animated Series, Happy Days, the Wonder Years, the Adventures of Pete & Pete, pretty much anything with Muppets in it

G4, VH1, Comedy Central, Cartoon Network, insert name of other '80s and 90s sitcom or cartoon for DO YOU TO REMEMBERING THIS SHOW purposes.

Books:



I'm currently letting Man's Search For Meaning by my best friend's pet tiger sit on my dresser, waiting to be read.

Also...
The Princess Bride, Seven Hill City by this cat right here , the Diaries of Adam and Eve, the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Harry Potter, Charlotte's Web, To Kill A Mockingbird, King Dork, Alice In Wonderland, High Fidelity, Real Ultimate Power: the Official Ninja Book, the Sirens Of Titan, Sharknife

On the To Do list...
Life, The Universe and Everything; and I guess some book I won in a raffle while waiting in line for Harry Potter.

I highly recommend throwing a good book in my face and telling me to read it because it's awesome. I'll usually listen.

Heroes:


My Blog

DRIVING TO FLORIDA THIS WEEKEND

Follow me down on my trip! I'm phoning in voice posts from the road the weekend of October 13-14.mikewestfall.livejournal.com...
Posted by Mike Westfall on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 12:13:00 PST

Cleveland Part 1

Hi!These are my friends B and Lindy. I write with them on some webbed page. A few weeks ago I boarded an airplane for a fucking insane road trip" to Cleveland, to visit them. I took a lot of photos of...
Posted by Mike Westfall on Mon, 28 May 2007 03:49:00 PST

This Week in Blogsball

Because I'm really great at cross-posting links to stuff I've written: Friday, April 13: Swords for Southpawshttp://mikewestfall.com/2007/04/13/swords-for-south paws/On why I probably won't be buying t...
Posted by Mike Westfall on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 04:30:00 PST

But my painting goes den den den de de den den TSH

I wasn't going to post about the "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them" guy stealing a lot of his art from other sources that blew up over the weekend, but now that he's issued a hilariously bullshit ...
Posted by Mike Westfall on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 04:50:00 PST

The MySpace Smiley Set Anomaly

I don't know if you've ever actually looked at the 130 smileys MySpace offers in this blog, but I've always thought it was hilariously redundant.So I made stupid jokes about all of them.http://mikewes...
Posted by Mike Westfall on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:07:00 PST

Lets make stupid jokes about the cover of the next Harry Potter book.

http://mikewestfall.com/2007/04/07/lets-make-stupid-jokes-ab out-the-cover-of-the-next-harry-potter-book/...
Posted by Mike Westfall on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 11:34:00 PST

Robots in these guys

Since not a lot of people check bulletins, I suppose I can use this blog for MySpace folks who aren't hip to subscribing to RSS feeds.Today I wrote about the Transformers movie and the DVD release of ...
Posted by Mike Westfall on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 03:52:00 PST

Screw this noise go to MikeWestfall.com

I bought MikeWestfall.com and copied all my LiveJournal entries there. It doesn't look pretty or anything yet, but content is king. Right? And I've started with my Opening Day baseball predictions.If...
Posted by Mike Westfall on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 07:57:00 PST

1/16 - We are not the broken bones / Updating 'spaces

Vox QotD: How many bones have you broken? Yours or someone else's? Zero. And that's all you get today, because I spent the day working on two other things, both of which end in "Space." 1. My MySpace ...
Posted by Mike Westfall on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 01:11:00 PST

1/15 - How I met your mother / Jack is not a personal acquaintance of mine

FUN FACT: In Tecmo Super Bowl, the computer ALWAYS goes for it at 4th down when not in field goal range in the final quarter.ALWAYS.Ah well. Spring is not that far away. I can almost hear her playful ...
Posted by Mike Westfall on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:04:00 PST