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Kill Bill

All straight lines circle sometime.

About Me

I'm a screenwriter, a musician, a lyricist, a storyteller, a renaissance man.

I am in a band.

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise. I am quick to turn a pun, and when out on the town I have been known to drop Grants like my name was FAFSA.

My Interests

Movies, music, tattoos, baseball, comics, reading, writing, going to shows, hanging out, making out, spending too much time online, WoW, "file sharing". Free the West Memphis Three

I'd like to meet:

People who are quick with the witty repartee and the sarcasm. Anyone who loves the movie Garden State. Individuals who can recognize and appreciate the genius of the Marx Brothers. Baseball fans. People who feel stupid for going into Hot Topic but not so stupid that you won't buy something there if it's cool. Good spellers.

I have this many friends.

Who else?

Music:

The New Trust, ALL, Alkaline Trio, The Decemberists, Bound To Break, The Achievement, The Adorkables, Limp, The Weakerthans, Against Me!, ICP, Stavesacre, Drag the River, Johnny Cash, Tiger Army, Descendents, $wingin' Utter$, Say Anything, Zao, Rise Against, Lisa Loeb, Goldfinger, Benton Falls, Logan Whitehurst and the Junior Science Club, The Velvet Teen, Hanalei, Windsor Ruined Me, The New Amsterdams, Unearth, AFI, Bad Religion, None More Black, Paint It Black, Kid Dynamite, Dropkick Murphys, Pulley, Bracket, They Might Be Giants, Strike Anywhere, The Streets, Brand New, Lagwagon, Bad Astronaut, Misfits, the Postal Service, Billy Joel, the Break, Welt, Good Riddance, Inspection 12, Bouncing Souls, MxPx, and on and on and on....

Movies:

Garden State, The Muppet Movie, Kevin Smith, Marx Brothers, Serenity, Battle Royale, Kill Bill, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Royal Tenenbaums, The Muppet Christmas Carol, The Squid & The Whale, Vanilla Sky, Gung Ho, Say Anything, Metropolitan, Barcelona, The Last Days of Disco, Kicking & Screaming, Halloween 2, The Great Muppet Caper, Seven, The Ring, Out of Sight, O Brother Where Art Thou?, The Big Lebowski, the Hudsucker Proxy, The Shawshank Redemption, Muppets From Space, South Park, LOTR, 12 Monkeys, Fight Club, Snatch, Nightmare Before Christmas, and on and on and on....

Television:

Firefly, 24, Scrubs, Heroes, Friends, Buffy, Angel, ER, SNL, Northern Exposure, Jackass, The Office, Smallville, Futurama, Invader Zim, Simpsons, Sex & the City, Sopranos, Homicide, CSI, the Commish, Viva La Bam, Wildboyz, Real World Road Rules Challenge, Relativity, Farscape, Fawlty Towers, GI Joe, My Name Is Earl, The Muppet Show, Muppet Babies, Fraggle Rock, Sesame Street, Bear in the Big Blue House, I'll stop now.

Books:

The Dark Tower series, Bill Bryson, Chuck Pahalniuk, Motherless Brooklyn, Mother Night, Lizard Music, The Amazing Adventures of Cavalier and Clay, The Dark Tower, She's Come Undone, Fools Die, Devil's Knot: The True Story of the West Memphis Three, I Know This Much Is True, Jimmy Corrigan, the Joy Luck Club, If Chins Could Kill

Heroes:

Logan Whitehurst , Wes Anderson, Noah Baumbach, Whit Stillman, Will Ferrell, Will Clark, Jim Henson , Bill Watterson, Berke Breathed, Jack Black, Kevin Smith , Homestar , Ninjas , zombies.

My Blog

FTS

A friend of mine demanded I update http://sundownmotel.livejournal.com, and I wish I had something happier to write about, but here goes.I'm pretty disenchanted with myself and my level of talent in m...
Posted by Kill Bill on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 04:09:00 PST

more like daylight LAME-ings time

To say I didn't sleep well last night would be an insult to understatements.  Now I'm cranky and bummed (and at work), so bleah.  Anyone interested in going to Bayside on Thursday? 
Posted by Kill Bill on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 08:12:00 PST

I'm tripping balls

Had a weird moment just now.  I was in the bathroom at work and as I was leaving I noticed this big floor-length mirror in there and for some reason I walked up to it and looked into my eyes and ...
Posted by Kill Bill on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 11:53:00 PST

Sometimes waking up makes me sad.

They're always supposed to be someone.  Sometimes they're actually who they're supposed to be, but usually the dreams are representational of a person I know without actually being them.  Wh...
Posted by Kill Bill on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 03:30:00 PST

On mediocrity and being wrong

Lately I've been wondering whether I'm being hypocritical by hating what a band stands for and represents but still enjoying and listening to their music.  I'm not talking about loving a band spe...
Posted by Kill Bill on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 11:07:00 PST

Perfect for Sunday, ridiculous nonetheless

Today Did You-- Talk to a boy/girl you like?Nope. Learn anything new?I still really like My Fair Lady. Talk to an ex?Not yet.  The day just started. Miss someone?Possibly.  It's too early. ...
Posted by Kill Bill on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 10:46:00 PST

Stop fucking saying it.

I've noticed an unsettling trend lately of people saying and typing words like "nukkah" and "nikka".  If you are not black, you are not allowed to say that word or any bastardized version of that...
Posted by Kill Bill on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 09:36:00 PST

Not Holding Back

When I was younger, all my time was spent Being afraid of possible abandonment But that's all over since you came to me Now I'm not worrying about anything   Everything I've ever done has led me...
Posted by Kill Bill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Heart Beats Rock

Lay down my darling Rest your bones Somehow this stranger Wound up in your home One little lady Never looked so wise I'm consolation You are the prize You can't be watching over me So I'll just sin...
Posted by Kill Bill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Brainbuster

From the outset, you were different from the rest Never dreamed I'd let you go Wish you were here drinking with me in Boston Forgot you were allergic to the snow The last time that I saw you He...
Posted by Kill Bill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST