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ryan

ryanisawarmgun

About Me

every man is a mob, a chain gang of idiots. control the idiots that you become

My Interests

guitar. drums. singing. reading. writing. movie references. driving. thrift stores. NES games.

I'd like to meet:

Shrewdness can turn one penny into two, but wisdom can turn a horse into a boy... -Benjamin Franklin

Music:

punk. metal. indie. hardcore. crust. power-violence. folk. avail. against me! assück. between the buried and me. bad religion. bane. benümb. cake. charles bronson. corrosion of conformity. defiance, ohio. dillinger escape plan. employer,employee. from ashes rise. goatwhore. good riddance. grave. hammers of misfortune. the haunted. his hero is gone. hot water music. krigshot. leatherface. mastodon. okkervil river. phobia. pig destroyer. the red chord. six feet under. spazz. this bike is a pipe bomb. this is hell. tom waits. tragedy. the ultimate warriors.

Movies:

a scanner darkly. american splendor. beerfest. big lebowski. blade runner. clerks. dawn of the dead. equilibrium. fargo. fight club. first blood. the good the bad and the ugly. groundhog day. jackie brown. kicking and screaming. princess bride. pulp fiction. robocop. rocky. shaun of the dead. the thing. this film is not yet rated. terminator 2. zero effect.

Heroes:

bill hicks. noam chomsky.

My Blog

The DOMIN8R Drives a Volvo.

Yesterday I said good-bye to my cell phone. The LG8500 died a T-1000 like death when it was inadvertently dropped into a cup of hot coffee. It wildly flashed a myriad of images on it’s screen an...
Posted by ryan on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 09:03:00 PST

hey, that theres a dynamite scrotum.

A whole lot of mother-fucking-quiet has kept me from writing lately. No violent arguments teetering on the brink of a bloody trashing and no need to peruse the classifieds for a new place to live. It ...
Posted by ryan on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 08:21:00 PST

Boo-fucking-hoo

My Assück CD shattered after I was done listening to it today. It was just Misery Index, not hard to replace, but fuck.     ...
Posted by ryan on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 05:17:00 PST

boredom is the excuse for many inexcusable things

It doesn't matter how fat, sloppy, or unintelligent you are, if you wear girl jeans and don this haircut, you will get laid by women who are ordinarily far out of your league. Often. ...
Posted by ryan on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 02:34:00 PST

from old type writer ribbons

Although it should not come as a surprise to anyone, I'm still flabberghasted by the level of honesty that emerges in people when they get drunk. I am blown away by the things we hide from eachot...
Posted by ryan on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 01:24:00 PST

the harder cash

Try rehearsing 20 seconds of music at a time, it's really strange. Bound to Break got a show at the Improv Comedy Club in San Jose. We've been asked to play transition music between comics and poets ...
Posted by ryan on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 11:24:00 PST

the johnny weissmuller type

Sometimes I grapple with my moral intuitions. That is the first part of any decision I make, what follows is an attempt to apply some ethical standard to support or refute my intuition. What...
Posted by ryan on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 01:07:00 PST

this one goes out

At about 10:00 PM on Christmas night Emily accepted an invitation to go to the Mucky Duck (I point out that it was Christmas night not because I care about observing the holiday bu...
Posted by ryan on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 01:07:00 PST

save the jabber jaw for the country club

I just had an office christmas dinner at a country club. It's kind of weird to think that my boss could have paid a semester at a community college for a full time student for what...
Posted by ryan on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:08:00 PST

Studio Time & Photos

Bound to Break and The Gunslinger have just finished recording a split 7" with Joe Clements at The Compound this weekend, and for those who haven't added either of the bands to your friend's page...
Posted by ryan on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 11:44:00 PST