Reading, Writing, Poker, Music, Movies, Disc Golf, Strangling Kittens, Touching Children Inappropriately, Mastrubating in Front of the Mirror while Crying, Dark Humor, eww Politics.
The Burger King
Queens of the Stone Age, Muse, Tool, APC, Kyuss, Desert Sessions, Nine Inch Nails, They Might be Giants, Kaki King, Alice in Chains, Soul Coughing, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, At the Gates, lots more not coming to mind.
The Rules of Attraction, Fight Club, Memento, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Donnie Darko, The Salton Sea, Doctor Strangelove, Lost in Translation, American History 'X', Mean Machine, True Romance, Kill Bill I & II, The Matrix (not the sequels), Punch Drunk Love.
"30 Days", "Chef Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares" (on BBCA, not the sensationalized Fox version), "House", "The Daily Show".
David Sedaris ("Me Talk Pretty One Day", "Naked"), Chuck Palahniuk ("Choke", "Fight Club", "Survivor"), Brett Easton Ellis ("The Rules of Attraction", "Glamorama"), Dan Brown ("The Da Vinci Code", "Angels and Demons"), William Gibson ("Pattern Recognition", "Neuromancer", "Count Zero", "Burning Chrome", "Spook Country"), Kurt Vonnegut ("Slaughter House - Five", "Breakfast of Champions", "Cat's Cradle"), Orson Scott Card ("Ender's Game"), Any poker literature I can get my claws on.