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Hospice Parade (Ronald McDonald 2008)

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About Me

Hey, why read about who I think I am when everyone has an opinion about me that dosent really ecompase everything that I am. I guess you could describe me as an odd fellow most of the time, I am not overly brash but at times I can be offensive (I mean to do it to get a laugh but sometimes it can piss people off.). I definatly have my dark side but thats generaly because I know all the right questions to ask about life but have not affirmed a correct answer to those questions and the lack there of leaves me in a funk. I smoke because it feels good and I like the social stigmata that it brings to new people I meet because after all if there to petty to see past that then are they really worth getting to know anyways? I have some awsome friends and I play computer games those are generaly the first things you would know about me.If you were to continue down the road of knowing me you would find that I am a horrible speller and hate grammar with a pashion but these two things dont make me unintelegent. I hold myself to be a great conversationalist but with that comes the ackward feeling of not always participateing in small talk because either I cant find anything whitty to say at that moment or I am just bored and have not let the people that I am with know that. There is a bunch more to know about me but if you care you should talk to me and find out because ive already said to much.Hidden art gives me a hard on.secret wall tattoos

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My Interests

Blank spaces are interesting arnt they? I adopted a cute lil' ninja fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

Music:

Here it comes. Queens of the stoneage Tool APC Failure Rage Against the Machine Prodigy NIN David Bowie Beastie Boys (old shit) Red Hot Chilli Peppers (old shit) Korn Desert Sessions Tenacious D Marylin Manson The Beatles Old Elvis Jimmy Eat World Bloodhound Gang Sex Pistols Ramones Smashing Pumpkins (dusck to dawn 4tw.) Outkast Kyuss Alice in chains Audio Slave Silverchair Dandy Worhols (SP?) whatever Primus The Clash. We vs. The Shark The Decemberists Blood Brothers The Fall of Troy

Movies:

Anything with Jhonny depp, Tim burton, American History X, Boondock saints, Any Quinten Terintino movie. Matrix 1 and 3 (2 was like watching a gorilla make sweet sweet love to my friend sean.) Kevin Smith movies own my soul. I hold hands when I watch the crying game with Damian. American Beauty is one of my favorites.

Television:

Family guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, most of the weird short films on the IFC channel. Also any old 50's horror movie showing on the AMC channel.

Books:

American Gods, The Sandman Graphic Novels, Ferienheit 451, Choke, Lullaby, Ender's Game.

Heroes:

My friends and my family, simply put the most worth while human beings on the planet. And Mr.Bojangles

My Blog

Abaited Breath

I am starting down this road, its morning I lit my cigerette. The construction crew has been more dependable than my alarm clock so I also took two asprin before leaving my loft. Three years ago I loo...
Posted by Hospice Parade (Ronald McDonald 2008) on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 12:30:00 PST

Forward motion.

Im at work, im at a computer, im at a point where I am no where. Above me plaster and florescent light, below me cheap carpet and concreate. In me, liquid, bone, tissue, puss, mucus, cells all thougho...
Posted by Hospice Parade (Ronald McDonald 2008) on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 03:14:00 PST

Water and headaches

Ugh, my head hurts right now. The sickness spreads through the office like pizza flyers on my blocks doorknobs. GM tool is down constantly and all I can think of is how much more water I will need to ...
Posted by Hospice Parade (Ronald McDonald 2008) on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 07:21:00 PST

Red wings, blue eyes, grey air and your life.

The door jingles shut as he locks the bottom first and then the top. Its always the same an hour before midnight in this nowhere town half way from here or there. Books inside told of places people kn...
Posted by Hospice Parade (Ronald McDonald 2008) on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 03:30:00 PST

Whisper winds on weekends

Eyes look down from what would have been a cloud to a man living a hundred years ago, although simply a rooftop in these modern time the man stands his head over the edge of the building listening and...
Posted by Hospice Parade (Ronald McDonald 2008) on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 02:36:00 PST

The brooding continues

Fooled yah, im actually really quite happy at the moment.   Still single but dont care anymore which has been a very freeing feeling, I used to think not giving a shit meant you have given up. Bu...
Posted by Hospice Parade (Ronald McDonald 2008) on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 02:23:00 PST

Woo

Im the new ticket assigner for my team! rock on team squirrel rock on.
Posted by Hospice Parade (Ronald McDonald 2008) on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 04:02:00 PST

Hahaha im so fucking angry right now

You know those times in life you just have to laugh at it all, those moments when you look at everything thats happened to you and you just know that there is something at there trying to show you a j...
Posted by Hospice Parade (Ronald McDonald 2008) on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 02:15:00 PST

I hate men sometimes

   Herm havent writen in ahwile. I think its time to discuss some things. First off, fuck 90% of the male population. Im sick of them screwing it up for the rest of us, this orcish meanderin...
Posted by Hospice Parade (Ronald McDonald 2008) on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 09:44:00 PST

If your going to do it, do it right.

Tired of all these quotes with the emotional equivalent of one night stands. Sick of seeing people fall overthemselves to express there emotions through the words of people who have some fame or knowl...
Posted by Hospice Parade (Ronald McDonald 2008) on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 04:39:00 PST