I seem to be attracting a lot of the weird folk lately, especially impossibly attractive women who request my personal email address and ask me to check out their web cam. But not just anybody can become a close, personal friend of Misterspaceman. You see, there is an application and approval process. It's simple, really, and consists of only six questions.
Application to be a close, personal friend of Misterspaceman:
1. Who is the captain of the Carolina Hurricanes?
2. Name two bands on Merge Records.
3. What is your favorite Elliott Smith song?
4. How many tattoos and piercings do you have?
5. Tell me your favorite dirty joke. Bonus points for mentioning dead babies, Helen Keller, any ethnic minority, or prostitutes.
6. Which is better, digg or slashdot?
Simply send your answers in an email, and an approval specialist will contact you shortly. Thank you. Have a nice day.
