Getting dirty, eating, sleeping, waking up early to see my pet grumble, pretending like I'm chasing something, laser pointers, catching bugs, wounding bugs, eating bugs, sunshine, vinyl, getting pet, meowing at nothing
More city-house cats. Alley cats need not apply. I don't mind small to regular sized dogs, either. If you're one of those dumb as hell domestic cats that's too scared to come play outside, you need to grow up.
I like to sit in front of the television. I need to be the center of attention.
I'm a hero for all city-house cats out there. I'm a revolutionary.