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summer is so last season

well,the dark nights and chilly mornings are upon us..i can give up that bikini diet,which is a good job as i am spectacularly awful at those things,and remain as bulbous as ever. its quite nice thoug...
Posted by jonesy© on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:25:00 PST

i like this one

1. Initials: C.S.J2. Name someone with the same birthday as you:Bryan Ferry,who I have loved since I was old enough to recognise sounds made outside my body...Mum's fault3. Last thing you ate: Jam on ...
Posted by jonesy© on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 02:02:00 PST

a to z of me

A - Age: 33 and 11/12B - Birthday: In a bit,too soon C - Candy: Sour Jellies,especially anything redD - Day or night: The midnight hour is close at hand...creatures crawl in search of blood to te...
Posted by jonesy© on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 08:31:00 PST

a man is not a home

i looked intoyour sad black eyes and never saw my place i held your picture in my hand to recognise your face i felt your fingers finger mine but gagged upon the taste and now im over you i say, and l...
Posted by jonesy© on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 02:57:00 PST

apologies...and will & grace

for the pathetic blog posted last night...its true i have been cut loose by my latest partner in crime,however after a good drink and a sob,with the only constant thing in my social life,lesley(please...
Posted by jonesy© on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 10:43:00 PST

introducing ALFIE

hes shy,and sleepy...that will change in this house!...
Posted by jonesy© on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 09:42:00 PST

never go back home again

for some years now i have been under the illusion that all in my life would be complete if i lived in manchester again... travelling by train on friday from North Yorkshire,i watched the sky chan...
Posted by jonesy© on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 04:14:00 PST

an autobiography

MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY inspired by a bulletin I took my default picture ona rainy sunday morning...looking down at my socksagainst the quilt(in bed with socksand dvd's is where i spend sundays)and thought w...
Posted by jonesy© on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 03:47:00 PST

every loss brings growth and change

allegedly.... whodda thunk a daft free cat staying for one day,and then buggering off would affect me so...in truth anyone who knows me will have seen it coming... i always think and read too much int...
Posted by jonesy© on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 12:36:00 PST

is she not a fine cat?

this cat has in one day changed my life in many annoying ways...it has rendered the children useless..."go tidy your room""but i'm watching/playing with/feeding the cat" she walks across my keyboard...
Posted by jonesy© on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 11:52:00 PST