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Jason and Ross

Jason and Ross

About Me

JASON AND ROSS is the story about two misfit roommates who dream BIG. Jason is a struggling actor with dreams to marry a pop star and Ross is a homophobic porn addict who dreams of winning the lottery. In an effort to convince the world that he is a great actor, Jason writes a bogus letter to an international talk show and tells them that Ross is a homosexual who sexually harasses Jason every morning. The producers love Jason's story and invite them to be guests in New York. Jason tells Ross the show picked them randomly and that he has no idea what the topic is. After some convincing Ross agrees to go. On the way to New York they encounter problems like hooker air line attendants, dead teens and a homeless woman who mistakes their couch for a bathroom. This is a slap stick 80's style buddy comedy being compared to AMERICAN PIE, HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE, and NAPOLEON DYNAMITEJason and Ross will be the first feature film to use the DALSA ORIGIN. The ORIGIN is the first 4K HD Camera ever available and the only camera in history to have higher resolution then 35 Film. Upon using the ORIGIN, multiple magazines including HOLLYWOOD REPORTER, VARIETY AND AMERICAN CINEMATOGRAPHER will be printing articles about JASON AND ROSS making cinema history. DALSA DIGITAL CAMERA is most commonly know for inventing the chip inside the world famous 2k VIPER camera. The ORIGIN has twice the resolution of the VIPER as well as an Ethernet cord to allow editing to begin via Internet while filming.

My Interests

Picking up homeless women, crashing children auditions, flying to nyc, and making friends with truck drivers.

I'd like to meet:

Daniel Franzese, Jason Mewes, Andy Milonakis, Joanna Krupa, Andrea Lowell, Billie Proffitt, Bobby Brown, Goldberg, John Ryan Jr and Brian Chrismon.

Music:

Anything 80's.

Movies:

Jason and Ross.

Television:

Pee Wees Playhouse

Books:

We don't read.

Heroes:

Jason and Ross.